mmmKay_la

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[mmmKay_la @mmmKay_laa]

@MoonsOverHerHam @jfkshowoff Noooo... I'm flying home Monday 😭😭😭

[Jessica Machado @jessmachadoshow]

Just some words of advice for anyone who joined this dumpster fire last night.

It seems almost crazy to repeat this, but if you listen to any of my shows and you find yourself angry at my words, do not listen. It is very simple. Stop typing my name into your search bars.

If you can't stop listening, which seems to be the scenario for almost all of you, you better recognize sooner than later that screaming about me on the internet is the least effective way to get me to stop. Your words have zero power over me, a life hack YOU should consider. No one has managed to tell me how they feel about me and got me off the internet. It's actually the opposite. They tried and I just stuck around.

The real truth is when I hear a whole group of people talking about me like this, the very first thing I think is how important I am. You don't want to hear this but it is a massive ego boost.

And if you think that's annoying, imagine how insanely pumped up I get when I jump on and literally every single person directs their questions and statements to me. It's like months to a flame.

The final death blow comes when I actually get to debate people like Bob Cromwell and the anger and hate drip from his voice, deflecting and redirecting with each attempt to get me. And there's me, just calmly stating facts and running a clinic on person after person, achieving the ultimate level of confidence. Bob achieves nothing.

Fun fact: I never once got upset or stressed out, unlike the women who were screaming, crying and promising violence. I laughed, talked to my friends and relished in the reality that without even trying, the Friday night of a bunch of people consisted of thinking they could change how I think or act. Magical.

If only I could figure out a way to earn a decent living off this 🤔 🐇 💰

[mmmKay_la @mmmKay_laa]

@jessmachadoshow Yes, Queen 🐰🐰🐰🙌

[Doughy Fingers @Doughy_Fingers]

Since you all are used to the humor of @joleenlunzer (fart noises and long awkward pauses as she searches the vast emptiness of her brain for something witty to say), I've attached an example of a joke here and outlined some telltale markers so that you can know for next time.
1. Laughing.
2. Tone of voice. While loud, not aggressive. You could say she's incredulous (shout out pick-me Becky)
3. Hyperbolic language, such as calling @themessiestjes a sexual predator.
4. Impressions. While admittedly terrible, she does attempt a Danish accent.
5. Audience reaction. The people who know Jess and her sense of humor more than any of her detractors clearly know this is a joke, as you can see from the scrolling chat.

[mmmKay_la @mmmKay_laa]

@Justyourfly @themessiestjes 😘😘😘😘

[mmmKay_la @mmmKay_laa]

Scotty's first live! LFG🙌
https://t.co/WuGcMVBwz3

[mmmKay_la @mmmKay_laa]

@h419262 @jessmachadoshow Always 😉

[Jessica Machado @jessmachadoshow]

There was something about the Baker 911 call that did not add up for us when I first received a printed copy of the call.

The phone number listed on the sheet began with an area code of 230. I immediately called the number and it had the characteristics of a burner number. Furthermore, Google searches of the number did not yield a person nor a place.

Earlier today, @Doughy_Fingers sent the audio file she received from her record request to @ScottKirch27 and asked him to look it over. She thought perhaps he could tell if the caller used a voice changer app during the call.

But what Scott noticed is that in the audio, the dispatcher says the phone number with the 230 area code and the caller, Jeff, agrees to the number. Perhaps he didn't hear her properly, but the dispatcher made an error.

The file itself has the correct phone number from which the call was made. The area code is actually 213, as you can see below. Anyone else who received this file will have the same phone number in the file name.

THAT number is a real number, and belongs to a man named Jeffrey B., who lives in Knoxville Tennessee. If you Google it, you can see for yourself.

I reached out to Jeff and asked to connect and while I haven't heard back, I didn't want to wait one extra minute to shove it down the throats of every single person who continues to suggest either J7, my husband or myself are responsible for this call.

Have a good weekend.

*Extra special thanks to Doughy and Scott for working so hard on this.

[mmmKay_la @mmmKay_laa]

@CharChargloster @Kaneisable1981 @themessiestjes Free speech is a myth, apparently... it only exists if you’re repeating their talking points or fighting for your life

[mmmKay_la @mmmKay_laa]

@themessiestjes Anyone who still supports this obvious abuser can get fucked. This says it ALL

[Jessica Machado @jessmachadoshow]

Two days ago this guy was running for the hills because someone in his inner circle turned on him. It was so bad, he got on the offensive and told everyone he asked a breast cancer survivor for tit pics. But thanks to me, he is now dissecting a fake swat call like it's the video of Kennedy getting shot. What a time to be alive.

[mmmKay_la @mmmKay_laa]

@themessiestjes

[mmmKay_la @mmmKay_laa]

@CameronJ16778 @themessiestjes Wrongk 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

[mmmKay_la @mmmKay_laa]

@jessmachadoshow We are patient bunnies 🐰 🐰🐰 sometimes 🤣

[mmmKay_la @mmmKay_laa]

@jessmachadoshow 👀👀👀

[mmmKay_la @mmmKay_laa]

@themessiestjes I'm still a sicko and still love you 🫶😘😘

[mmmKay_la @mmmKay_laa]

@themessiestjes 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️💨🐟

[Jessica Walsh @themessiestjes]

i just did 12 hours of content and the only time i mentioned baker was to thank him. hope this helps!