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[Matt @MmmmTrash]

@nikitabier BROTHER! Let me shout PMC voice lines when we're waiting on the last guy in group to ready up in menu!!

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Cigarettes are actually so back. You knew who never quit on em in the first place? Asians. They knew this whole time that they were back

[Matt @MmmmTrash]

She knows she's supposed to make enough for the whole party, not just her, right?

[Jacus @jjjacus]

My roommate made 100 jello shots and is asking if that’s enough for 10 people

[Matt @MmmmTrash]

@tarkovgvrl Test Drive 2 can eat my whole secure container.

[Matt @MmmmTrash]

@chrisramsay52 I LOVED this entire production. A literal grand slam!! When that briefcase first gets mentioned I literally had chills - so thankful you not only give great content, but the effort spent in the rest is so so nice. Thank you.

[Matt @MmmmTrash]

@chrisramsay52 Do you think the ending could be something quickly done to replace an ending originally built with more intent?

[Matt @MmmmTrash]

The Genesis of a Middle Class Middle America White Dad vs White Dad. You saw it here on twitter first.

I loved Hatfield V McCoy.

[Kenneth Mooney @augustagarei]

Neighbor mowed half of my lawn at a house I purchased last week?

This is not a good sign lol.

[Matt @MmmmTrash]

@nikgeneburn Kek

[Matt @MmmmTrash]

Combat Arms. Pay to win game from Nexon but you had to be there.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Anyone who used a computer between 1985-2010. What’s the one game you still think about?

[Matt @MmmmTrash]

Wtf are the giants gonna do? And if the answer isn't keeping Schmitt and getting pitching idek

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[Matt @MmmmTrash]

Back in the day, the Dad tax was based on the gold standard.

[Matt @MmmmTrash]

If Tucker runs who's his VP

[Jay Anderson @TheProjectUnity]

🚨BREAKING: Prof. Filippo Biondi Says He Is 100% Certain They Have Discovered a Second Sphinx on the Giza Plateau

"In Matt Beall’s podcast I estimated an 80% probability of a second Sphinx at Giza. Today I raise it to 100%. We have located it exactly where declared and now hold the high-resolution acoustic image. The second Sphinx is of course there!! The head is visibly different from the known and first Sphinx"

- Prof. Filippo Biondi

[Matt @MmmmTrash]

How TF do we treat ADHD without meth?

Asking for a friend...

[Matt @MmmmTrash]

Ketamine must be some good shit

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Universal HIGH INCOME via checks issued by the Federal government is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI.

AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.

[Matt @MmmmTrash]

So if we're under replacement levels ... Is there going to be a golden age of coupes in 20-30 years?

If no one has kids to tote around, why keep the SUV trend going.

[Matt @MmmmTrash]

If they force me to valet I'm smoking in the room

[Style tips, by Gnocchi®️ @jonnydelco]

If a hotel charges me to park, I am running the water 24/7.

[Matt @MmmmTrash]

Hell yea. AMA be damned.

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

my doctor just wrote me a prescription for a pack of cigarettes and two tall boys???