Màrtainn Comyn

~Instagram Model~ Ask me how herbovita milkshakes will change your life.

[Màrtainn Comyn @MMonkeyoverlord]

@RebeccaChasen @SG212MSG @KnicksScotland It’s so bright but I also just ate a kilo of carrots so that might be it! #knicksconcessions #crunchycrunchycarrots

[BBC Film @BBCFilm]

THE OUTRUN is in cinemas today.

The ever-brilliant Saoirse Ronan will blow your socks off in Nora Fingscheidt's immersive, extraordinary and deeply empathetic adaptation of Amy Liptrot's memoir.

Run don't walk 🏃🏃‍♀️

[Màrtainn Comyn @MMonkeyoverlord]

@BlitzTheSeahawk I didn’t know they were made from hands…

[Màrtainn Comyn @MMonkeyoverlord]

@montague90 So was when he knowingly slept with that underage girl.

[Màrtainn Comyn @MMonkeyoverlord]

Thank you Andy Murray for all the memories and thank you to the BBC for broadcasting me losing my shit at his final professional win. An honour.

#AndyMurray #olympics

[Màrtainn Comyn @MMonkeyoverlord]

And thank you Twitter for your horrendous video optimisation.

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@wesisrad Water is communist propaganda.

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@wesisrad I’m still trying to get the Australian trend of polling station adjacent bbq’s going. A sausage for a vote.

[Màrtainn Comyn @MMonkeyoverlord]

I’ve been on this god forsaken website for 15 years now.

Officially over half of my life.

I’m sure I used to enjoy it.

In any case:

Fuck. Me.

[Màrtainn Comyn @MMonkeyoverlord]

Leclerc after one lap. #MiamiGP #f1

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@chainbear

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@MrTomLuke @GlasgowWarriors @dragonsrugby @URCOfficial @MackenzieConstr It’s his first game back from injury, and we are short of wingers. He’ll be back in there soon.

[Màrtainn Comyn @MMonkeyoverlord]

@chainbear So glad to hear from you again.

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@WalkaboutMG @hellopontoco Thought this was a course announcement and got excited…

[Màrtainn Comyn @MMonkeyoverlord]

Had an incredible time shooting this last year and can’t wait for its release.

[Brock Media @WeAreBrockMedia]

We are thrilled to announce that THE OUTRUN will receive its world premiere at the 2024 #Sundance Film Festival, screening in the Premieres section.

We can't wait for audiences to see our movie during the 40th edition of the Festival, January 18th - 28th.

[Màrtainn Comyn @MMonkeyoverlord]

@WalkaboutMG Two days after my meta store credit expires. 😭

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@kermodeandmayo Likely the one that was the first film to sweep the razzies… Jack and Jill and why is Pacino doing this?

[Màrtainn Comyn @MMonkeyoverlord]

@kermodeandmayo It’s Time Bandits all day for me. Five foot one and conqueror of Italy, not bad huh?

[Màrtainn Comyn @MMonkeyoverlord]

@AlphaTauriF1 @yukitsunoda07 @danielricciardo Looks like Danny has shit himself.