Maggie Marshall Ryan

[Maggie Marshall Ryan @MMRyan4]

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[Maggie Marshall Ryan @MMRyan4]

Just heard my 6 year old ask my husband “daddy, how do babies come out of bellies?” Never been more thrilled to be putting laundry away 😎😎

[Maggie Marshall Ryan @MMRyan4]

You put the best players out on the field to win. You don’t bench them. This is a COMPLETE joke! But it was Matt’s fault…🤯

[Zak Keefer @zkeefer]

13:24 left in the third quarter:

More sacks on Sam Ehlinger (6)
than completed passes (5) and first downs (5)

[Maggie Marshall Ryan @MMRyan4]

@KBowen1070 Ya think!???

[Maggie Marshall Ryan @MMRyan4]

@Ella__Dorsey Love the like @sryan03 😁😁🫶🏻

[Maggie Marshall Ryan @MMRyan4]

@zkeefer Like that’s their issue!!??? 🫠

[Maggie Marshall Ryan @MMRyan4]

@mchappell51 Like that’s their issue!!??????

[Maggie Marshall Ryan @MMRyan4]

@zkeefer We should all feel badly for Matt!

[Maggie Marshall Ryan @MMRyan4]

@zkeefer Should have been 44th

[Maggie Marshall Ryan @MMRyan4]

I only say fuck on Sundays 🫠

[Maggie Marshall Ryan @MMRyan4]

Pretty sophisticated set up. Feel free to DM for any IT support. Might take a minute for me to get back to ya as I am sure my inbox will flooded🫠 #INDvsHOU

[Maggie Marshall Ryan @MMRyan4]

Rarely in my car solo. Today I was. Drove by a sign that said “Honk it’s my birthday.” Laid on my horn pretty good. Gave a nice (audible) giggle to myself after I let up. Freedom.

[Maggie Marshall Ryan @MMRyan4]

@MilesGarrettTV Since sticking with the facts…glad we got this straight 👊🏻👊🏻

[Maggie Marshall Ryan @MMRyan4]

@TheFalcoholic Nope

[Maggie Marshall Ryan @MMRyan4]

@AdamSchefter @mortreport Then he reported wrong…

[Maggie Marshall Ryan @MMRyan4]

Can just hear em…”Heady hor hot here I hum.”

[Sarah Ryan @sryan03]

How my kids play hide n seek: One hides (in plain sight). The other counts to ten (or 7 or 2 or...) and then immediately screams READY OR NOT WHERE ARE YOU!? The one "hiding" then shouts back exactly where he is. They're both thrilled with the end result. Rinse repeat

[Welp DW @NFLDw]

I LOVE THAT MATT RYAN PENALTY TELL THAT B1TCH WHO HE IS MY QB

[Maggie Marshall Ryan @MMRyan4]

Just wondering if it’s “soft and off” often????? 🤪🤪🤪

[Sarah Ryan @sryan03]

He wanted a coaches headset for Christmas. He got one and is now quickly learning what it’s like to work with his dad…

[Maggie Marshall Ryan @MMRyan4]

@allenstrk Pressure will do that to ya…

[Maggie Marshall Ryan @MMRyan4]

@gmarshall55 Buckle up (stroller puns)