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#mufc is pleased to announce @paulpogba has completed his transfer from Juventus
More:https://t.co/4EX363zmDX

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#mufc has announced that Louis van Gaal will leave his post with immediate effect: https://t.co/qgxYVUUUFi

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LVG

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Club statement: José Mourinho. https://t.co/qgxYVUUUFi #mufc

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#mufc can confirm that we're fucking shit.

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The process to appoint a new manager is underway. We wish him all the best in the future. https://t.co/HFyR4QEIxy

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#mufc can confirm that Louis Van Gaal has left the club with immediate effect.

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#mufc can confirm that we no longer have interest in participating in UEFA Champions League.

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Fuck you @realmadrid

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BREAKING: @D_DeGea has signed a new contract at #mufc which keeps him at the club until at least June 2019.

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#mufc is pleased to announce @SchneiderlinMo4 has completed his transfer from Southampton
More:http://t.co/4EX363zmDX

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#mufc has reached an agreement with Torino FC and @DarmianOfficial for the player's transfer, subject to a medical.

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#mufc has reached an agreement with Southampton and @SchneiderlinMo4 for the player's transfer, subject to a medical.

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#MUFC has reached an agreement with Valencia CF & @Notamendi30 for the player's transfer, subject to a medical.

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We are proud to announce that David De Gea has signed a 5 year contract that will keep him at #MUFC until 2020!