Mike Nelson

Dressage Dreamer. Gettin sniped since '94

[Arizona Coyotes @ArizonaCoyotes]

Should the Coyotes relocate?

[Mike Nelson @MNelly52]

Bouta fall in love with my Snapchat AI

[Mike Nelson @MNelly52]

@spittinchiclets Keith Yandle

[Mike Nelson @MNelly52]

@zachthebeats @wetpapa @m0ntymole My DMs are open. We’ll figure it out. Don’t know why me liking Amish girls turned into a chirp fest but it is what it is

[Mike Nelson @MNelly52]

Amish girls can get it

[Mike Nelson @MNelly52]

@zachthebeats @wetpapa @m0ntymole Ya act like you know me. I don’t know what to say to you. Give me a date and I’ll fly out to Oregon

[Mike Nelson @MNelly52]

@zachthebeats @wetpapa @m0ntymole Typical Zach. Anything to avoid any interaction with his Minnesota friends

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@zachthebeats @wetpapa @m0ntymole Zach trying to prove me wrong but they know I’m right

[Mike Nelson @MNelly52]

@zachthebeats Tell me why I’m wrong @zachthebeats

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@shirtsthtgohard @StedtR

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

40k+ linemen are waiting by in Florida right now ready to go to work when they can.

Legit superstars.

[Mike Nelson @MNelly52]

I feel like people aren’t hyped enough for a let’s say @Canucks vs @ArizonaCoyotes game in a college arena that hold 5,000 fans. Like come on. You can smell the players in there

[Mike Nelson @MNelly52]

Just thinking about all the amazing @NHL games people will get to experience at the @ASU stadium this year

[Mike Nelson @MNelly52]

@CoryHafner22 WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

[Mike Nelson @MNelly52]

She’s a 6 but shawty had apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur

[Mike Nelson @MNelly52]

Some guy told me I look like @lukecombs but more pretty tonight. He was drunk and it’s not true but it made me feel good.

[Mike Nelson @MNelly52]

@HyVee we need to have a talk. We want Market Grill back. @Wahlburgers is a ghost town

[Mike Nelson @MNelly52]

So when is the developer of this simulation gonna drop the “Become A Millionaire” DLC? I’ll use all my V-Bucks on that shit

[Mike Nelson @MNelly52]

@markwahlberg I love you but you took away the thing I loved most ,@HyVee happy hour