Melanie Lannan

Not so passive aggressive musings of a middle aged midwestern frau. She/her

[Melanie Lannan @MNLannan]

This was worth hanging around twitter a bit longer.

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.

I have reenlisted.

While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
— Andrew

[Melanie Lannan @MNLannan]

@LiterateIndy I make the rum balls but mine are bourbon balls.

[Melanie Lannan @MNLannan]

So magas, you FA, you FO.

[Melanie Lannan @MNLannan]

@EmilyFurda @DeliaTheSheep Still miss CFB, probably always will 😿

[Melanie Lannan @MNLannan]

@adamwren Mayor @PeteButtigieg ought to be proud of you.

[Melanie Lannan @MNLannan]

@LiterateIndy Does anyone know what happened to the 3 penguins? Last time I was at Glendale right before the Library closed for good they weren’t around, just some photos on the lower level.

[Melanie Lannan @MNLannan]

@JoeGGarrison Too much trauma from 2016 to make a prediction.

[Melanie Lannan @MNLannan]

Same.

[Melanie Lannan @MNLannan]

@mass_ave He won’t but hopefully MSM will.

[Melanie Lannan @MNLannan]

Never thought I’d see such a statement about a former POTUS and major party presidential candidate.

[Brian Howey @hwypol]

Howey Politics INGov: Mike Braun tweets out a new endorsement from Donald Trump, a day after Trump simulates fellatio at a rally in Milwaukee.

[Melanie Lannan @MNLannan]

Thinking it may just be easier and faster to wait for voting day and vote at the many nearby polling places. 🤔

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

Donald Trump is lying about aid being withheld by Dems during natural disasters, but you know who DID illegally withhold hurricane relief from Puerto Rico? Donald Trump.

[Melanie Lannan @MNLannan]

This can’t possibly be the kind of publicity that @McDonalds wants.

[Melanie Lannan @MNLannan]

Well put.

[mass ave curmudgeon @mass_ave]

I’ve known Hoosier Republicans of a certain type all my adult life: successful, affluent, crazy about their college sports, and generally contemptuous of any they see as beneath them. They also double-down on their Trumpism as it’s not in their DNA to perceive a moral dilemma. 🇺🇸

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

If you are a Republican father and Donald Trump spoke to your daughter the way he talks about Kamala Harris, you would want to punch him in the face. Instead…you’re voting for him. Why?

[Melanie Lannan @MNLannan]

@mass_ave They only care while still in utero

[Melanie Lannan @MNLannan]

@tracy_forner Or start blabbing after their kid’s name is called at graduation

[Melanie Lannan @MNLannan]

At a fundraising breast cancer walk and there are people smoking cigarettes nearby 😡🤬😤

[Melanie Lannan @MNLannan]

@RBReich Both.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

MAGA: We don’t like socialism!!!

Also MAGA: Where is muh FEMA money!!