Michael Norell

4x AP all-pro, 2x NFL rushing leader, part time father, perennial platinum Jimmy John’s reward club member

[Michael Norell @MNorell]

@SnoopDogg why is Doggystyle off streaming services?

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@raptalksk @JIDsv

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@MetroNorth Any updates about the Southeast line?

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@adam_gardner21 @TauliaGoZoom @ScottDr35151795 @ESPNNFL Yes I’m this dumb, it’s clearly not possible to reason with a Ravens fan

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@adam_gardner21 @TauliaGoZoom @ScottDr35151795 @ESPNNFL *critical

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@adam_gardner21 @TauliaGoZoom @ScottDr35151795 @ESPNNFL ...rather than stats that’s ignore critics components of the game, where’s he ranked this year stats man?

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@adam_gardner21 @TauliaGoZoom @ScottDr35151795 @ESPNNFL Having a great passer rating from a clean pocket means little to nothing in the context of what I’m saying

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@adam_gardner21 @TauliaGoZoom @ScottDr35151795 @ESPNNFL I’m saying that stats don’t apply when it’s not the same argument it’s really baffling that you don’t see that

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@ScottDr35151795 @adam_gardner21 @TauliaGoZoom @ESPNNFL I agree, he’ll beat up on shitty teams for the rest of his career and struggle when he’s asked to come back and pass. Last drive against the Steelers he threw 0 times when they needed a long quick drive, Harbaugh doesn’t even trust him

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@Whitmer_Whitma @sweetsweetsauce @SportsFourLifer @SportsCenter ??? Pretty much lol... Mahomes is the best in the league and it isn’t that close but don’t act like KC wasn’t good for a long while before they became what they are... # of wins in the 5 seasons before Mahomes was drafted: 11, 9, 11, 12, 10

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@Indians I’d like one please

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Reply and RT this if you want a PS5.

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@ESPNNFL Julian Blackmon

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Something: *is funny*
Twitter: *beats it to death and keeps kicking the gravestone*

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@MeerBirds @DeAndreHopkins Yea I’ve been on Reddit before too