Michala November

Wife, Stepmother, dog lover, Cop, a bit nuts

[Michala November @MNovember24]

I’m not sure the PM is the right person, to present our police officers with their awards #PrideofBritain #ThinBlueLine

[Michala November @MNovember24]

Random member of the public just bought me breakfast #loveManchester

[Michala November @MNovember24]

Grrrr. Why can't I sleep when my husband is working nights! 😳

[Michala November @MNovember24]

So, my husband got assaulted AGAIN at work last night. Some scruff decided to bite him 😡 he is now on antibiotics for a week.

[Officer John Cooper @Areacarcaptain]

Dealt with just 2 calls today, both mental health themed. Total time spent on them......9.5 hours.
#MoreThanJustCrime

[Michala November @MNovember24]

Anyone else, got to the age where they have to wear bed socks? #coldfeet 😂😂

[Michala November @MNovember24]

Purchased a new Henry Hoover. My clean freak husband can not stop cleaning up 😂

[Michala November @MNovember24]

Someone please give me strength to finish this last flat pack....💪🏻👊🏻

[Michala November @MNovember24]

There is no way on earth 60 minute makeover can be done. I've been in flat pack hell for 4 days! 😂😂

[DR PC_Angry PHD KC 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇺🇦 @PC_Angry]

With regards to the video of the individuals punching the boy in the park that went viral - two charged with GBH. https://t.co/MIZ3H3GFmZ

[Michala November @MNovember24]

Went to @IKEAUK for a garlic crusher, came home 4 hours later and 600 quid lighter. 😂😂😂

[Michala November @MNovember24]

Husband: I really hate Mary Berry!
Me: NO ONE HATES MARY BERRY!!

[Michala November @MNovember24]

My husband is off to start his afternoon shift. I know his shift has below minimum staffing levels. #staysafe #ThinBlueLine #policecuts

[Greater Manchester Police @gmpolice]

Do they shout & swear, threaten or restrict your social life? It could be abuse #SCRATCHthesurfaceGM

[Michala November @MNovember24]

My neighbours have been shouting at each other for over an hour. They are really not helping my hangover! #toomuchwine

[Michala November @MNovember24]

Husband is on nights, hot choc, soaps and an early night for me #rockandroll

[Michala November @MNovember24]

Never underestimate beans and toast topped with cheese #tastesensation

[Michala November @MNovember24]

Postman arrives
Husband: Yeeeeesssss, hope thats my false gold teeth
#fancydress

[Michala November @MNovember24]

When the 10 yr old answers everything with "nice one" and you realise you've only got yourself to blame 😂😂

[Michala November @MNovember24]

When the youngest ties his own shoe laces 😂