Megan Parrott 👽

i hate most things. she/her/dude

[Megan Parrott 👽 @MNParrott]

It’d be cool if all the atoms in my body just separated and floated off into space but instead they’re like nah we’re gonna stay here all together for a while, sucks for you

[Megan Parrott 👽 @MNParrott]

I’m reorganizing/redecorating but it’s difficult to make choices when everything revolves around “but how can I make this dust proof”

[Megan Parrott 👽 @MNParrott]

Gotta stop mixin alcohol with pharmaceuticals

[Megan Parrott 👽 @MNParrott]

Finally found the perfect vase for my Lego flowers - the Endor tiki mug I got at Oga’s Cantina !!!

[Megan Parrott 👽 @MNParrott]

Diner Dash is the cause of our generation’s need for multitasking

[Megan Parrott 👽 @MNParrott]

I don’t have an Xbox but bought this Xbox controller because it’s beautiful and I’m so excited for this game! (currently learning how to use it on a PC and it’s been chaotic)

[Megan Parrott 👽 @MNParrott]

This is only made worse by my body’s nonsensical sleep cycles. I slept for about 9 hours last night, and less than 1 hour was deep sleep. What the fuck is going on

[Megan Parrott 👽 @MNParrott]

I woke up early for doctor appointments 2 days this week and now am dead tired. I cannot convey how insanely difficult it is for me to do multiple things per week (in addition to working) and have any amount of energy left to do normal human things.

[Megan Parrott 👽 @MNParrott]

I then drove home instead of taking the 20+ minute detour

[Megan Parrott 👽 @MNParrott]

I just drove halfway to the Dr, passed a road closed sign that only covered PART of the lane,& eventually got to a FULL closed sign in front of what is now a pond. Anyway I’m tempted to go back & add “EXCEPT FOR RESIDENTS” to the 1st sign, which is what it actually should say

[Mushroomcloud @RoGuesOne77]

Maul has one of the best characters designs I’ve ever seen in Star Wars

[Megan Parrott 👽 @MNParrott]

Did anyone else notice that there is an episode of Bob’s Burgers where they’re being blackmailed by a crooked insurance adjuster voiced by Bob Odenkirk and he is caught when he’s recorded implicating himself in the crimes….3 years before Better Call Saul came out

[Megan Parrott 👽 @MNParrott]

Anyway I recently discovered that shows I used to watch like Archer and Bob’s Burgers are not funny now that I’m not doing drugs. I guess some shows are only funny if you’re high

[Megan Parrott 👽 @MNParrott]

I am losing my mind and crying all the time and can’t even drink alcohol or jump off a cliff without dying so wtf am I supposed to do

[Megan Parrott 👽 @MNParrott]

I decided to hold off on spending $6k to fix my jaw bc I was having panic attacks. And ever since I stopped using the stupid nightguard my other dentist made… my jaw started working/feeling a better. Now I’m having a panic attack about whether or not I made the right choice

[Megan Parrott 👽 @MNParrott]

Can’t believe I am surrounded by people who don’t care about talking to me and are unaware that I’m self imploding

[Megan Parrott 👽 @MNParrott]

It is a complete coincidence that I posted about watching Jurassic Park, the day before the 30th anniversary.
I have to say that it is easily my favorite movie of all time and I have no doubt seen it hundreds of times.

I think I’ll watch it again tonight.

[Megan Parrott 👽 @MNParrott]

I’ve watched Jurassic Park approximately 20 times in the past 2 months.

I guess the sounds of screaming and Jeff Goldblum’s voice are the only things that help when I’m having trouble falling asleep

[Megan Parrott 👽 @MNParrott]

@cocospeer I started trying to plan something the other day and got so overwhelmed. What places do you want to go to? I have such a long list so I don’t even know where to start.

[Megan Parrott 👽 @MNParrott]

Hi! update: I’m still alive, but my head hurts all the time, I’m taking 5 different medications & got an Apple Watch so I can monitor my heart rate; I’m unbelievably tired always, & paying over $6k to fix my jaw, but I want to go on a trip soon & am too afraid to go alone - k bye

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

i am an avid defender of the return of the king’s multiple endings

[Safe Space Who @SafeSpaceDrWho]

“It was raining when we met”

“It’s the same rain”

16 years since Blink and one of my favourite lines in the show

#DoctorWho