Phil Derbyshire

Owner of Arashi. AW horse & Football punter. Cyber & Cloud Security Consultant. #MUFC. Collects vintage guitars. Married to Miss World 2012. Strictly Business.

[Phil Derbyshire @Mo_Licker]

@Hetookapull20 See why they call it the poor man's Marple now.... ;)

[Phil Derbyshire @Mo_Licker]

Cripes someone's not happy

[The Littlest Hobo @topbrewer]

@Mo_Licker @footballfights I would expect such a sit comment from a man Utd fan @DHad1982

[Phil Derbyshire @Mo_Licker]

@Gregor31 Well first things fucking last pal....she needs your number to text you!!!

[Phil Derbyshire @Mo_Licker]

@Gregor31 not being contactable in an emergency. Yet to count such an emergency but listen quiet life etc :(

[Phil Derbyshire @Mo_Licker]

@Gregor31 lol. don't have a landline so it stays on (6pm to 7am) silent. Mrs has hers on 24x7 which is a new phenomena imo - the fear of

[Phil Derbyshire @Mo_Licker]

@Gregor31 Silent mode flashing away in corner of eye. Missed 2 crashes Greg it's a screamer of a chase

[Phil Derbyshire @Mo_Licker]

@UTVilla is exactly the right approach. I schedule 15 mins on a Friday to delete all voicemails. It's ridiculous

[Phil Derbyshire @Mo_Licker]

@UTVilla to listen to you to tell me some shite to then call you back at my expense again. Sigh, another one of time savers!

[Phil Derbyshire @Mo_Licker]

@UTVilla I've also stopped picking up voicemails. I screen a lot of my calls so if I don't pick up it's for a reason, and i'm not paying

[Phil Derbyshire @Mo_Licker]

@UTVilla But I am turning into a real selective so and so with my time right now lol.

[Phil Derbyshire @Mo_Licker]

@UTVilla ha ha ha love it. Usually I have a 6pm cut off point. If you can't call me before then it's not important is my rationale

[Phil Derbyshire @Mo_Licker]

It must be something in the water when we go abroad, usually we're cool as anything when we stay at home

[Phil Derbyshire @Mo_Licker]

Nice glass of red, just get settled in for the final car chase scene in Ronin and the phone goes. Imbeciles.

[Phil Derbyshire @Mo_Licker]

@slipperytoad ......bites fist....... https://t.co/CqogsNhs4E

[Captain Kidd @kidd_kong78]

Putin right now

#ENGRUS

[Phil Derbyshire @Mo_Licker]

@footballfights Maybe they were just exchanging numbers or details for Xmas cards?

[Phil Derbyshire @Mo_Licker]

@Bickley14 Drinking boots on tomorrow boss?

[Phil Derbyshire @Mo_Licker]

@slipperytoad Current mood https://t.co/CyYTj1OIOK

[Phil Derbyshire @Mo_Licker]

@funsterr Surprised he didn't tell them to stick it, he ran when they wanted to tax him 90% 40yrs ago. Now he accepts? Pfft