MoSalsaPlz✨

I like to imagine my Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt kissing another man while holding a blunt

[MoSalsaPlz✨ @Mo_Rogan_]

I've never tried LSD but I've tried LDS and that shit was wack so idk

[MoSalsaPlz✨ @Mo_Rogan_]

YouTube in AZ be like: Vote for Juan Mendoza to get a transgender data center near you!

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

31 flavors of ice cream, hundreds of tv channels, 330 million people, 2 political parties.

[MoSalsaPlz✨ @Mo_Rogan_]

@BadsexBandit I was honestly expecting you to say chips but this got deep lmao

[MoSalsaPlz✨ @Mo_Rogan_]

@BadsexBandit Learn how to make ceviche that might help :)

[MoSalsaPlz✨ @Mo_Rogan_]

@itsMalikEl @messyjanessy Lmao

[MoSalsaPlz✨ @Mo_Rogan_]

That’s crazy did someone irrelevant say something

[MoSalsaPlz✨ @Mo_Rogan_]

@nortsidepres 😂😂😂💕 @AyeBaiBai_ will let you cook for her. I’ve been craving them too I have a pack that I haven’t used in my fridge rn 😂💀

[MoSalsaPlz✨ @Mo_Rogan_]

@champagnealec_ Dude I feel that. Hit us up anytime @chemtrailzdaily

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

got my pajamas on since mfs wanna sleep on me

[MoSalsaPlz✨ @Mo_Rogan_]

@TishaWhiting Haha I wish it had a little bit longer of a pull string because when I have a manicure it gets a little invasive 😅😂😂 but I still like it better then littering the planet w tampons

[MoSalsaPlz✨ @Mo_Rogan_]

@CallingColleen_ John Doe you know him??

[Straight edge Chino Moreno at hooters @stonexpitbull]

You telling me a whore made this chata?

[MoSalsaPlz✨ @Mo_Rogan_]

@cassitylauren @uluisunty Well you could have been pooped right back into spirit land. What if seconds after your mom’s abortion you pop out of Beyoncé’s cooch.. ya never know 🤷🏻‍♀️

[MoSalsaPlz✨ @Mo_Rogan_]

I hate this conversation. Grow up Texas. I hope we start jailing men who jack off. How could they waist perfectly good humans like that. Oral is illegal too. Ya bunch of sinners

[MoSalsaPlz✨ @Mo_Rogan_]

@ham_margera ❤️❤️❤️

[MoSalsaPlz✨ @Mo_Rogan_]

@ham_margera The beer in your system thinking “so much room for activities!”