Mohammad

Hi

[Mohammad @MoAhm3d]

This contains pork gelatine

[Mohammad @MoAhm3d]

Solar eclipse or just maghrib time?

[cal @themaincal]

guilty on two counts of assault occasioning bodily harm and unable to reach a verdict on three other sexual penetration without consent charges.

[Liam @liam43102]

Why the fuck have @amazon started using Evri for deliveries? Failed delivery attempt today (can’t remember the last time that happened). Guess who? Yes, Evri. Please note Amazon, I do not pay for Prime to get dicked around by these colossal twats. Have a rethink.

[Patrick Chinazaekpere Dorgu @PatrickDorgu13]

‘In that position I just have to smash it” ❤️😅

[Amad @Amaddiallo_19]

Enjoy KID 😉

[Amad @Amaddiallo_19]

@cagiago_ Your only hope is corner🤣

Be humble KID 🤫

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

[Mohammad @MoAhm3d]

United are genuinely allergic to success these days

[Mohammad @MoAhm3d]

ALAAAAAN!!

[Mohammad @MoAhm3d]

@VodafoneUK fix the net pls

[Mohammad @MoAhm3d]

They really be watching us

[Mohammad @MoAhm3d]

@ManUtd @AndreyOnana Oh ffs

[Mohammad @MoAhm3d]

Maguire should be our new striker

[Mohammad @MoAhm3d]

Omg what a flippin game

[Mohammad @MoAhm3d]

🙏🏼

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

🚨 BREAKING: Andre Onana has not travelled with Man United's squad for today, with Altay Bayindir making his Premier League debut. [@JamieJackson___] #mufc

[Mohammad @MoAhm3d]

Arrest warrant for Onana

[Mohammad @MoAhm3d]

Onana is so shite man ffs

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Wishing everyone celebrating a blessed Eid Mubarak! May this special time bring joy, peace, and happiness to you and your loved ones. 🌙✨

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Eid Mubarak to all those celebrating! 🌙

May your home be filled with harmony and joy 🙏

[Mohammad @MoAhm3d]

@NandosUK hello Nando’s can you please make the North Finchley branch halal?