The Sarcatinator

[The Sarcatinator @MobeenAnsari]

Really wanted to show my mom Ms Marvel with stellar performances from @FarOutAkhtar, Fawad Khan, @MehwishHayat and more, but it’s not dubbed in Hindi/urdu!! In Spanish and Dutch yes, but not in the language for the people it represents!! @Marvel please fix it! 🥺🥺

[The Sarcatinator @MobeenAnsari]

And @jk_rowling still advocates & stands for trans rights! Yet she’s gonna get crucified for defending biological women’s spaces and identities? Biological women are biological women & trans women are trans women. Period. You can accept the latter without erasing the former 😤

[The Sarcatinator @MobeenAnsari]

@jk_rowling has always advocated for the vulnerable, for LGBTQ, women, children… you name it. Through characters like Hagrid, Lupin, Sirius Black & many more, she’s taught how seemingly dangerous/outcast people r worthy of love & acceptance!

[The Sarcatinator @MobeenAnsari]

To everyone who’s turned against my queen @jk_rowling, I feel sorry 4 you. Sorry that ur scared to use ur brain, sorry that you accept anything any activism throws at u with eyes closed & that you assume inclusivity means eradicating everybody else.

[The Sarcatinator @MobeenAnsari]

@jk_rowling I admire u so much 4 standing up 4 women���s rights. U never attacked trans rights! You defended women’s! Inclusivity doesn’t mean erasing everybody else! It breaks my heart how people just turned on you.

[The Sarcatinator @MobeenAnsari]

@UberEats_IND I messaged. It's been 5 days. I didn't get any reply from you

[The Sarcatinator @MobeenAnsari]

@Uber_India i need an Uber customer support number ASAP! I've been trying 2 get in touch with u guys for the past three days but you have been replying to me with the same automated msgs! It's an issue that needs proper human interaction. You're losing business every passing day

[The Sarcatinator @MobeenAnsari]

@_mistrial_ Learn to address people first and then we'll talk about who the idiot is

[The Sarcatinator @MobeenAnsari]

@TorontoPolice there's a huge number of people gathered next to Plato's closet at Brimley and Eglinton and they're playing the loudspeaker at peak high. It's midnight. I have work at 8 tmrw & a real headache. Pls do something.

[The Sarcatinator @MobeenAnsari]

@AmirArison @CFHNYC Wow! That's amazing! And you didn't even post about being there! Good boy amir! 😏

[The Sarcatinator @MobeenAnsari]

I'm the Ned Stark in a world full of Littlefingers 😩😩

[The Sarcatinator @MobeenAnsari]

@AmirArison was it you at the health empowered fashion show for homeless women from Susan's place in Bronx, NY?

[The Sarcatinator @MobeenAnsari]

we'll know #homosexuality is accepted all over d world when Indian parents arrange same sex marriages for their unwilling gay kids -_-

[The Sarcatinator @MobeenAnsari]

@TTChelps Hahaha! Will do that next time! Thanks xD

[The Sarcatinator @MobeenAnsari]

How do you respond to 3 yr olds in the bus who make steady & unapologetic eye contact with you??!! 😂😂 #TTC #bus #kids #travel

[The Sarcatinator @MobeenAnsari]

@TorontoPolice a guy is masturbating, exposing himself between the gas station & Scotia Bank at markham and Ellesmere. Very upsetting sight

[The Sarcatinator @MobeenAnsari]

Is #LipstickUnderMyBurkha not releasing in Toronto?

[The Sarcatinator @MobeenAnsari]

I think my guardian angel has been passed out for the last 2 years, probably high on shrooms and alcohol, lying flat on the beach.

[The Sarcatinator @MobeenAnsari]

Why do brown people think that all other brown people are part of their extended family? #YouAreNotMyUncle !

[The Sarcatinator @MobeenAnsari]

@TTChelps Cheers!