Nick Hughes

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@Huggies Some things you just can't script. Huggin' in Huggies:

[Nick Hughes @MobileEMP]

@FLTDOC1 We just purchased a new Stryker Powerload Stretcher + Base for our new ambulance. Retails for 59k. Absolute insanity for what the product actually is.

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@LisaAlesci @MindfulDamage @FLTDOC1 Math is very important in pre-hospital care! My favorite unwritten rule: “The population of the ambulance should never change.”

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@TRStanley16 Sometimes. But he’s really a carbon copy of Zlatan Ibrahimovic!

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@RmoneyRyan2012 @JustAnother_Ben This is a ridiculous statement. Next you’re going to tell me the government could track all digital communications and was doing so for years!

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Q: “Eww, what’s on the ceiling?”
A: “It’s probably dog slobber.”
Ceiling is 15ft high. Welcome to having a Newfoundland.

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@FLTDOC1 Exactly.

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@FLTDOC1 Got any tots in there?

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@therealelp Bougie AF way for them to say it’s grapefruit flavored.

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@ktcollopy @FLTDOC1 @McKesson The world is a dangerous place. Just go full SCBA 24/7. Time to pack-up!

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@EmmaDanielle4 @pietlevy @RATM @AVMTheatre @journalsentinel “Compromise
Conformity
Assimilation
Submission
Ignorance
Hypocrisy
Brutality
The Elite
All of which are American dreams!”
Their narrative hasn’t changed. They’ve always advocated for people whose voices and choices are silenced by the powerful.

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@EmmaDanielle4 @pietlevy @RATM @AVMTheatre @journalsentinel You do know what “machine” they’re raging against, right?

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@FLTDOC1 @phsproducts Your average Halyard nitrile exam glove is tested to ASTM D6978-05 (for cytotoxic drugs). I agree this totally feels like fear-mongering. This shouldn’t even be an issue for services that already buy good gloves. Also, what’s the ASTM number for these gloves??

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@masonmennenga The Bible is an example of the SNL character Stefon:
This scripture has everything. Jailbreaks, attempted human sacrifice, parting the seas, and the Son of God who died for the sins of humanity…including MTV’s Dan Cortese.

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@WendellPierce @F1 @FerrariEsports @MercedesAMGF1 @redbullracing Mercedes should hire him to fix the porpoising! Then Lewis can get his 8th WDC!

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@UPS Thanks for the reply. I’ll do that. Please give your drivers more time to find the correct address. I’ve noticed this only happens when our regular driver isn’t on this route.

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Hey @UPS my package is most definitely not delivered. When I went to look at other homes you often leave my stuff, I found two other mis-delivered packages; which I promptly delivered to the appropriate address. You literally have ONE job UPS, and you don’t even do it well.

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@KimbyHughes what’s up?

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@_SmashAmos31 @ajdillon7 Buy once, cry once. Just like buying tools.

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@masonmennenga @masonmennenga You may have biblical synesthesia, but with celebrities instead of shapes and colors!

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@_SmashAmos31 It’s just so good. Every track hits hard. And you can’t go wrong with Bernie Mac on the interludes!