How your wife (you’re faithfully married) looks at you after decades of being married (in a church) and having multiple beautiful children together (you love each other deeply). Neither of you are cheating by the way (you are married, to each other).
Bands like Lynyrd Skynyrd that are still around despite having virtually none of the original members really should have to change their name.
They’re basically just a cover band at this point so it feels a little disrespectful.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't be alive on May 15, 2026, when I set off the global pandemic which shall come to be referred to by the struggling, tormented survivors as "The Event".