Sonic the Hedgehog

'Sup! The blue speedster you all know and love! If you guys need some eggs scrambled, or metal scrapped, I'm your hedgehog! [Crack: @MobianHero]

[Sonic the Hedgehog @MobiusHero]

@okinaaw pero yo ya estaba listo :(

[Sonic the Hedgehog @MobiusHero]

@okinaaw ya pero como

si entro a estos dm moriré

[Sonic the Hedgehog @MobiusHero]

"You are askin' waaaay too much of me."

[Sonic the Hedgehog @MobiusHero]

Ol' plumber gettin' tired already? Maybe I could take on the job...

[ɪᴛ's-ᴀ-ᴍᴇ @MarioOfMany]

Eh? Bowser has the princess again?

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Give him 5 minutes. Or an hour.

[Sonic the Hedgehog @MobiusHero]

"After looking up what an arsonist is, I can say, I would be a proud arsonist if my insurance company was Egg Inc. Otherwise, how dare you."

[Sonic the Hedgehog @MobiusHero]

"...phew, sweet sweet home. Thank Gaia there weren't any animals nearby.

Now, to put out the fire I left behind. Gonna take a minute."

[Sonic the Hedgehog @MobiusHero]

Meanwhile, on a far away forest...

[Sonic the Hedgehog @MobiusHero]

“Oh, and to address that first one, because you just told me, Egghead.

That trick, I learned from you, and a certain fake emerald.”

[Sonic the Hedgehog @MobiusHero]

“And that makes another victory added to my collection. Wow, I leave retirement and I immediately win, how cool is that?”

[Sonic the Hedgehog @MobiusHero]

“Hey, physics laws still gotta give me an explanation over you outrunning me to get to your Death Egg Robot.

Twice.

Once in the same space vacuum that should've ended you. I'm not respecting nature's laws until it answers me that.

[Sonic the Hedgehog @MobiusHero]

“It's gonna take a little while before I get back to good ol' Möbius, I can't wait to get back to eating proper food instead of…

…whatever those weird seaweeds were back at that planet over there.”

[Sonic the Hedgehog @MobiusHero]

“Okay so, I can scientifically prove that, in space, someone will actually hear you scream. Meet Banger, my ticket back home.”

“Lesson for all of you, making friendships with other races will save your butt.”

[Sonic the Hedgehog @MobiusHero]

@WingedEcho @MobianHero where they belong get aWAY FROM ME MICHAEL BLAPI

[Sonic the Hedgehog @MobiusHero]

@WingedEcho @MobianHero AND THE CONTEXT DOESN'T ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS

[Sonic the Hedgehog @MobiusHero]

@GravityKats “Probably lost the keys to some door or somethin'. Enough speed can make you phase through solid objects, but you have to be extremely skilled, or foolish, to try that. Jump.”, Sonic knowing the plumber would dash beneath them.

“…or he could be bored.”

[Sonic the Hedgehog @MobiusHero]

@GravityKats “Uhm, yes and no. You see,—”, pulling Kat to the side with him so they wouldn't collide with the red speed hazard going towards them, “—he stopped doing that long time ago. Wonder why he went back to that ugly habit of his…”

[Sonic the Hedgehog @MobiusHero]

"Alright, my messages are displaying! Okay, let's give y'all the deserved news. Long story short, I'm kinda lost in space. Edge of reality, or some sort. Anyways, I'm kinda figurin' a way to get outta here, gimme enough time and I'll figure it out.

Maybe."

[Sonic the Hedgehog @MobiusHero]

"...is this thing on? C'mon, he promised full-galactic coverage. Let's hope this message comes through.

To anyone curious about me leaving without even saying goodbye, well, thanks, but more importantly, I'm comin' back!"

[Sonic the Hedgehog @MobiusHero]

@MysteriousThief "Well, if it's just that, then... I guess loosenin' up a little wouldn't hurt, now, would it. I gotta say though, your casino area is plain evil, those machines are worse than Egghead's any day of the week."

[Sonic the Hedgehog @MobiusHero]

"There sure are a lot of places to gamble 'round here, makes it difficult to not see them, and not wanting to give 'em a try.

Next thing you know, you spent like 6 months gambling."