Shluby Nagelstein

kitty cats and titty tats

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@Centaur22 of fuck, rip her head off

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@Centaur22 CONGRATS!!!! 🎊🎊🎈

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"The problem with that is they're never gonna know who Barry Manilow is" old ass men discussing the perils of young women

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@Centaur22 what about your butt?

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why THE FUCK isn't there a peanut emoji?

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I LOVE HUMANS

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I'm having wine with my dinner. My dinner is breakfast 💁

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automatic opening doors killed chivalry #rayanthony

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cleaning out one of my drawers and I found $200. radical.

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tweet 🐤🐤

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why do flies have to find the one place you are when there are so many places you aren't. ??

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beer+cigar+gin=tipsy shelby

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@icanhaschelsea @Centaur22 22! You love that fucking integer

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you may be tiny, but you're so damn beautiful.

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Elijah Wood. You're so tiny.

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just got beat up by tom cruise. my life is over

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@Centaur22 he says oh my god

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@Centaur22 Jacob Ninomiya says Tolkien's an idiot

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"Shelby you're not that bad. Are there cooler people than you? yeah. but you're ok"

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@icanhaschelsea sounds good