Internet trolls beware, your reckless behavior online will now have consequences! Moving forward, posting any unflattering Homelander memes will be flagged by Crime Analytics and you will have to answer for your crimes. Punishment may be even greater if you have also liked multiple Starlighter posts!
JESUS: so do you still celebrate the day I was crucified?
ME: oh yeah, it's a major holiday
JESUS: and what is it called? Sad Friday?
ME: ...
JESUS: tragic Friday?
ME: ...
JESUS: WHAT IS IT CALLED