Mock Bloomberg

The third media organization dedicated to the mock news that matters. Authoritive coverage, commentary, and expert insights. That's our UWU Promise ❤️™

[Mock Bloomberg @MockBloomberg]

For years (?) the @Mock_Elections / @Mock_SenateUS community has been served by @realMockNews and @FauxNewsForDJT. Today, a third media organization joins them. @MockBloomberg will offer authoritative, fair coverage of what matters. That's our UWU ❤️ Promise™

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Editorial - Tulsi Is A Fucking TERF, Fuck That

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Mock Elections Set to Return!
After negotiations between the Mock American government & the Mock League of Nations, especially between President Wabbit (@Portalpie112) & Secretary General Bloomie (@BloombergGirl), presidential & senate elections are set to return within the month

[Mock Bloomberg @MockBloomberg]

Japanese representive @BloombergGirl has been elected Secretary General of the Mock League of Nations. She has pledged the restoration of the mock community, though how she can carry that our remains to be seen.

[#Bloomie's Girl 😍🌊🇯🇵 @BloombergGirl]

mock world-! i am your new mock league of nations secretary general, taking over from the great @MockSwitzerland. lately the mock community has felt a little slow. imma shake things up! i pledge to work for new mock energy! remember, "uwu ❤️"!

[Mock Bloomberg @MockBloomberg]

Mock Bloomberg unofficially projects a Biden victory in the 2020 presidential election.

[Mock Bloomberg @MockBloomberg]

Unaccountably-still-a-celebrity @kenbone18 conversed with Mock President Wabbit @Portalpie112 today. Mr. Bone's reaching out to the Mock President is thought by bonewatchers to indicate a desperation for any kind of meager fame on Mr. Bone's part.

[Ken Bone @kenbone18]

@Portalpie112 @bradylovett Never!

[Mock Bloomberg @MockBloomberg]

Registration is open for Mock Congressional elections. Those elected will join the first ever session of the Mock House of Representatives.

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Mock President Wabbit launches an official White House petition for recurring stimulus checks.

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Shock resignation from Sen. @RussianBot25 today.

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Long-standing mock world leader @geddy_vedder, the representive for Mock Switzerland, is elected Secretary General of the Mock League of Nations, replacing term limited @MockIceland. Sec. Geddy has adopted @MockSwitzerland as the official secretarial account.

[Mock League of Nations @MockNations]

The second ever Mock Secretary General of the Mock League of Nations has been elected. The Swiss representive
@MockSwitzerland
assumes office today.

@realMockNews
@MockBloomberg
@parody_public

[Mock Bloomberg @MockBloomberg]

Switzerland (@geddy_vedder) and Pakistan (@tancanman1) have been nominated in the election for League of Nations Secretary General. The winner will replace the first ever Secretary General @MockIceland of Iceland, who is term limited.

[Mock Bloomberg @MockBloomberg]

Mock President Wabbit (@Portalpie112) is interviewed by IRL political person @JonMunitz @TheHillofRoses. Watch at the link below.

[The People’s Basics 🥣 @peoplesbasics]

The premiere is starting, come join us now!
https://t.co/edleCJETPB

[Mock Bloomberg @MockBloomberg]

Mock Bloomberg has never endorsed a presidential candidate in our two month long history - until now.

The 2020 election is literally a matter of life and death. We urge you to vote for health, science, and not-fascism - we urge you to vote for Joe Biden.

[Mock Bloomberg @MockBloomberg]

@FTthemusician wins special senate election to replace retiring @kidsocarides, who along with President Wabbit (@Portalpie112) had endorsed him. Francisco won with 33% of the vote.

[Mock Bloomberg @MockBloomberg]

Noted political commentator and globally wanted war criminal Rowan Durian announces another mock media platform "Mockfo Wars". Only time will tell if he intends to follow through with the idea.