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Back to mock some chops.

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I’ll now be posting my usual selection of free laughs and nonsense over on Bluesky.

Same name over there too. 👋🏻

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I can’t do another few years of doomscrolling on here with that vile cunt and his stupid orange cunt face, so this is the end for me on here. What a vast number of thick, racist, sexist cunts there are in the USA. Cunts.

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Shorter than expected this week, @dodefoxpodcast, but everything which needed to be said is here.

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😴💤💤💤

@King_Kong_83 👀

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@derailedexpress @jakemartyn73 If there’s a proper appetite for it then I might reconsider, but I doubt there would be.

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@derailedexpress @jakemartyn73 Given that I’m using other people’s photos from the internet to make these silly things, it feels like a recipe for legal shenanigans that I have precisely zero appetite for.

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@derailedexpress @jakemartyn73 I have no idea what this relates to as the other person here has a protected account.

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Jim Goodwin waiting in his office for me to arrive.

[Alan Temple @alanftemple]

@mockchopped "Somebody has put my head on that Australian doing breakdancing. I've been sent that one about a hundred times this week..."

J.Goodwin, 24/10/24.

Impact.

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Yes, he was a hard bastard despite not being a big lad. Yes, that blond mullet made him even more scary somehow. But Bowman was an underrated footballer. Great passer, could run for days and HATED being beaten. How Utd could’ve done with a Psycho in their midfield in recent yrs.

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@alanftemple This is better than Piers Morgan and Lorraine Kelly discussing one of my tweets on GMB. I didn’t even have to use the Benny Hill music this time.

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Jim Goodwin, 99 mins.

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@alanftemple Hang on. Somebody? SOMEBODY?!

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@alanftemple Tremendous. Please tell me there’s a recording of him talking about it.

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The excitement.
The anticipation.
The silence.
The fleeting sub appearance where he was clearly and undeniably gash.
The departure.

Thanks for the memories, Walter.

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Heggie. What a captain. And what a strip.

707 apps.
82 goals.

United’s first trophy-winning captain, and the first United player to captain Scotland.

It feels more than a little unfair that his generation approach old age without the wealth or comfort their talent deserved.

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We beat them four times.

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It is a depressing truth that younger fans can never really understand how good Sturrock was. That I can’t watch him (and his teammates) play in Ultra HD is a crying shame. He’d be worth an absolute fortune at today’s prices too.

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Another legend, even though he actually missed more pens than he scored…

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🏆

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99, anyone?🍦