Bubba Mockingbird 

(PARODY ACCOUNT) MLB insider for FAX Sports @mlbonfax #RespectTheFAX
Senior citizen, junior journalist.

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@MLBONFAX (The Red Sox did not actually trade Roman Anthony... as far as we know)

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BREAKING: Roman Anthony has been traded to the San Francisco Giants. In return, Boston receives a Little League player and a $50 Applebees gift card. @MLBONFAX

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Roman Anthony FIRST CAREER HOMER

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(this is a joke and my account is parody)

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Chiefs' WR Rashee Rice will wear No. Inmate 058352, taking O. J. Simpson's old number.

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New #Jaguars WR Gabe Davis will wear No. 0, taking Calvin Ridley's old number.

(📸 @Jaguars)

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@NFLonFAX @ZachWilson @BYUfootball Poor Jack Wilson!

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@MLBONFAX @LieutenantDans7 @Braves Not a surprising move -- Orlando Arcia, with all his "Tallahassee Magic," has solidified himself at shortstop/midfielder. Braves are in need of a good culture guy and 3B coach, and who better than 2021 World Finals MVP Dansbert Swanson?

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@MLBONFAX I haven't been to Mexico since the War in 1848, I would love to return!

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@topha333 His "pitching half" could, say, be a Minnesota Twin. It'd be slightly weird to say it would be a "Minnesota Twins," wouldn't it?

And then his non-pitching-half could be, theoretically, a Boston Oriole. They're a baseball team that plays at Fenway Yards...

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MLB is considering a new "Ohtani Rule 2.0" that'd allow him to play for one team as a hitter, and another team as a pitcher. Ohtani would spend 4 days with his 1st team as a DH; then, when pitching for the 2nd team, he would fly back-and-forth between innings to DH for the other.

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(this did not happen, as far as we know*)

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When the two teams play against each other, I've been told Ohtani will *not* be allowed to pitch to himself. Instead, they'll be able to use his interpreter Ichiro Suzuki as a pinch-pitcher while Shohei bats.

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How do I celebrate a Max Fried win?

Ice cold Fax Lite from an Atlanta Braves Dugout Mug. Same way Chipper would, as far as I know.

Grab yours: https://t.co/D0AOihIEHN

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@MLBONFAX Akron Groomsmen +69

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@GI_Jon0131 @MLBONFAX @JonHeyman @JeffPassan @BNightengale @Ken_Rosenthal @jonmorosi @TomDungESPN @SterlingDmndFAX @HollyBaylorMLB Thank you, Jordan! I've been doing this job since 1851 and don't intend to stop now.

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@GrittyNHL @AkronRubberDuck @uakron @KingJames Pagans' owner Harry Flugleman has confirmed that rookie 4th baseman Brooks "One Eyed" Baker is the return for O'Doyle. Baker is currently serving our nation in the War Between the States. I believe this photograph was painted prior to the events leading to his nickname.

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BREAKING: Veteran LHP/DH "Tungsten Arm" O'Doyle has been traded from the Akron Groomsmen to the Philadelphia Pagans. I will telegraph you all with an update when I hear which players have been returned from the Pagans.

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STOVE IS HOT

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FAX Sports reporters are in NLCS Eddie Rosario mode for the Trade Deadline 🔥

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("Kris Drewery" did not actually say this*)

*as far as we know

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Aroldis Chapman has been traded to the New York Rangers. The plan is for him to play goalie. "We think his size, strength, and experience will translate well to the violent sport of hockey," said Rangers' GM Kris Drewery