Mocklip

indubitably

[Mocklip @Mocklipy]

ive lain on my bread. twice both over overnight

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

[first day waiting]

me: your meal, sir

customer: um this is raw

me: yeah it goes hard right

customer: no i mean the chef needs to cook it more

me: on god, let him cook

customer: what is wrong with you

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if nobody got my back i know quora and reddit do

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me on thanksgiving

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my base instincts are push-ups and chocolate milk

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YOU DONT KNOW ME @osugame I DONT HAVE TO PLAY YOUR CIRCLE GAME IM MY OWN PERSON AND COMPLETELY UNPREDICTABLE ACTUALLY

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bitches be like ur so good at projecting ur voice then get mad when im loud in private too

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this is something youd find in a thrift store 4 years after the date

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everyone in the comments and qrts naming different directors 😭

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how come every time you watch a youtuber they’re always moving

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the chokehold that the word awesome had on me when i was like 5 is crazy

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im like if scaring the hoes was a person

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i love investigating random people who like my comments on stuff

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eye mask addicts be like : bro i swear i’m not addicted i just need it to sleep

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i guess you could say i’m into night life

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just delivered a milkshake to a strip club

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live laugh love had to have been an earth shattering idea when it came out

[happy feet :)) @AlexTheRegular]

the weeknd 🔁 abel tesfaye

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drake the type of dude to look at a polaroid longingly in his jail cell

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@CaptainAJX @debbiemoralestv you’re 9 years old?!??