Crystal Mitchell

married mother of three beautiful girls seeks sanity, the arts, and coffee...

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@LeaKThompson 🙋🏻‍♀️count me in!

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

John Oliver dismantles JD Vance for promoting, and even creating, the Springfield, Ohio pet-eating hysteria when he and the Trump campaign knew it was a lie the whole time.

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Why @Starbucks @HowardSchultz ???

Why??? I am heartbroken.

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@buitengebieden Too big to share the couch, but they don't care!

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@AGAndrewBailey @POTUS Great news! So I assume that when Trump gets Mexico to pay for it, POTUS will get right on it? That's what we were promised you know.... maybe you should take a few minutes to think about what the real challenge is here instead of trying to score political points?

[Tina Turner @tinaturner]

It is with great sadness that we announce the passing of Tina Turner. With her music and boundless passion for life, she enchanted fans worldwide and inspired future stars. We say goodbye to a dear friend who leaves us her greatest work; her music. Tina, we will miss you dearly.

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@CheriJacobus Must have been using the talk to text feature.

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@KariLake Senator Mark Kelly beat you to it.

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@JBW90

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@LindseyGrahamSC Yeah, but they killed a child when they took out the gunman. These officers will live with this forever, and I promise you it won't be in a "pat myself on the back every day" way.
BAN ASSAULT RIFLES NOW

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@KariLake You can save hundreds on your car insurance by switching to GEICO?

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@RandPaul Yes. Yes I can.

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@RyanFuss84 @GovernorHobbs @mcccd That's not how dual enrollment works. Do your research. Classes are general education courses-math, science, history, English, Spanish, French etc
You are stirring a pot where no pot exists. #stickthatdogwhistleupyourass

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Geez! Whiny little bitch much?

[Sarah Huckabee Sanders @SarahHuckabee]

It’s International Women’s Day – a good time to remember that Democrats can’t even tell you what a woman is.

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@KariLake No

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@KariLake Looking forward to you posting the findings that say, you lost and that your lawsuit is an incredible waste of everyone's time.

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@Jim_Jordan Lies!

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@DogLovers03 Groucho Marx

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I love that she thinks that we are all going to buy for even one second that she has EVER read anything Shakespeare wrote. #lightofbrain

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@RonFilipkowski 🤮