Vance Monroe

This is the official SFW Twitter for @WacksackXXX.
I’ll post some model pics I’ve taken, memes, and maybe some exclusive SFW bag content if yawl are nice!

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

THE LOT LIZARDS OUTCHEA 🦎
Beware brodies. It’s National Geographic.

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

The moment the student became the teacher 👨🏽‍🏫

Johnny Sins is the industry checkpoint for any female performer trying to break in the major leagues.

[faylize @fayl1ze]

JOHNNY SINS filmed PORN with his former HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER - and told her she was his MOST REQUESTED collaboration, according to Mrs. Robinson. 💀

After entering the adult industry, she messaged him hoping he would promote her page.

He recognized his former teacher - and suggested they film together.

It took months to line up their schedules.

When they finally did, she was nervous.

He was JOHNNY SINS.

She described herself as a mom from the suburbs.

Then he made the pressure even worse:

“Do you know you are my most requested collab?”

Her response:

“Of course. Thanks for the pressure.” 😭

They filmed together, and she says it was a huge success.

“I just meant to make a couple extra bucks.”

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

The message is so clear, bros better wake up 👏🏽 👏🏽

[omoagba @omoAgba_]

Why “nice guys” gets cheated on
🦢🦢🦢

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

Let the mass censorship of all NSFW media begin! We are now in the end game!

[Aurora ʚ♡ɞ @lose2aurora]

at this point maybe i’ll just delete the whole account? 🫩

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

The reverse psychology move of “cuck-baiting” women is a genius strategy 😝.
Men are evolving!

[King mamba @kingmamba01]

This how men do reverse pschology to women

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

Stay woke bros!!!!

[omo @rtchromaaeraa]

Better make sure none of these are you dawg

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

Contrary to what most dudes think, universities are NOT places you wanna be around to find content girls or bops. As you can see, shit got outta hand fast!

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Students at Cornell put up these signs around campus... from @ buffalopotholebandit on Threads

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

Beyond just the angles, the lighting shifts, scene shifts…major pørn productions eat up the clock with DIALOGUE! Yep, @elsajeanxx is speaking facts 😭

[Traeyz ♠️ @TraeyzX]

Elsa Jean reveals what actually happens behind the scenes and why some shoots last up to 18 hours.

​“Sometimes it takes like 10, 12 hours to film a porn scene, believe it or not.”

​Sometimes longer.

​“I’ve been on set for 18 hours.”

​From 3:00 PM until 8:00 in the morning.

​“You need to walk me through that.”

​Zero makeup artists on deck.

​“Thank God. Horrible.”
​
​“No, I take that back. You start with hair and makeup, then you do pretty girls, which is photos of yourself.”

​Then comes the real work: dialogue, sex stills, sex scene.

​“It’s a dialogue. They’ll take like 20 takes of it.”

​Full-on acting, like filming an HBO episode.

​“And they’ll be like, ‘I just don’t feel it enough in you’.”

​“And I’m like, how many times do you need me to say, ‘I want to suck your dick so bad’?”

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

INSANE ENDING!!! 😭😭😭😭

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

Got some bad news for the ladies:
Tyler Perry “might” be a man-lover 😂

@MsTickledPink_

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

Eddie Murphy out here giving Oscar-Worthy performances under the radar!

[Shegun 🌪️🌟 @ShegunTweets]

it’s almost a rule of thumb that when you cast a comedy actor in a sad movie, they’ll deliver a career-best performance

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

Don’t come for the comic doing work.
Odds are it won’t end well 😝

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

The word Police go to a comedy club and probably we’re not expecting to hear this! 🤣😂

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

Her fat ass saw that little space while dude is doing dumbbell presses and thought “I can squeeze by”!
Kick her ass out for lack of situational awareness 😤

[Empress @PempressP]

She did nothing wrong here if you ask me,she just needed a space to pass

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

Gaming the system in real time!

[Tamim @Tma_666]

حين يتكاتف سائقو التوصيل لفرض شروطهم! 🛵🇫🇷 😆

في فرنسا، يقوم سائقو أوبر إيتس (Uber Eats) برفض وإلغاء الطلبات ذات الأجور المنخفضة جماعياً باستخدام عدة هواتف، مما يجبر خوارزميات التطبيق على رفع قيمة التوصيل حتى تصبح مجزية (مثل 15 يورو وأكثر). ذكاء جماعي في مواجهة تقليل الأجور!

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

REASON 1-1000 WHY YOU NEVER MOVE IN WITH A WOMAN!! Dude is in hell on earth and no way out.

[Syler Mayne @thegud_neighbor]

Imagine being in a relationship, moving into your girlfriend’s place and suddenly finding yourself in this situation !!…Never move in with a girl

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

Her math is right, but the formula is wrong 😂

[French OG 🇫🇷🇬🇧| Dating & Relationship Guide @FrenchOG3]

IG creates better sociologist majors than university.

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

Why are yawl still on these dating apps??

[Involuntary Celibate (Incels.is) @IncelsCo]

Counterpoint:

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

No caption needed 🤦🏽‍♂️

[The Daily Sneed™ @Tr00peRR]

Fort Meyers

Halloween shopping status: ruined

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

She ate!

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH SHE ATE THIS SO BAD LMAOOO😭😭😭

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

Did you know once you report your passport lost or stolen, it’s completely void even if you find it. You gotta go through the process of getting an expedited one with all the fees…and these dumb asses pranking their clients.
🤡🤡🤡

[CYRIX™ @thatguy_cyrix]

Adult film stars Leah Gotti and Alex Grey casually laugh while telling an absolutely unhinged story about the time they went back to a guy's hotel room, robbed him blind, and then proudly gaslit the police about it:

"We went to his hotel room... and then I got all the money and we jumped the balcony and everybody ran."

"He called the police, he said that we stole his passport... really I didn't, I just threw it underneath the mattress."

"I just don't know what came over us in that moment that we were like 'We're going to rob this person' because he was trying to sleep with us."

"And I remember when the police called me they're like, 'You stole his passport.'"

"And I was like, 'No, he just thought me and my friends were going to sleep with him and he could pay us.' Like we weren't doing that."

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

A cautionary tale in this cartoon!
Level up bros 🤘🏽

[🖤 Chalk @BlackChallk]

Why do girls always do this? 🤨