ModeratelyRotten

Memes
Satire
Dark humor
Tattoos
I probably like you

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I'd be more apt to say good morning if people didn't take it that I want to actually talk to them.

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@Balgowallah @3YearLetterman Only because their waterbed finance agreements are written in the king's, sir.

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@RandyJIdaho @hr_unhinged Satire isn't funny when you explain it

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@SirJeremyLondon @elsathora Do you even own a vintage globe, Jim?

[Sholdon Daniels @SholdonDaniels]

Teach our kids the whole story of America and not just the version that radicalizes them against their own country and fellow Americans.

Impart in them the morals, values and faith that got our American ancestors out of the darkest of times.

Teach them to create opportunities rather than wait for them to come knocking.

Encourage brotherly love, value of life, peaceful dispute resolution, honest work, and self-reliance.

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@radioactivered Turn 360 degrees and walk back out

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@Matt_Pinner A side-burger

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@ConsultCannaRob @GTeresa9 @3YearLetterman @smittie61984 @piersmorgan @PierceBrosnan @BADNUK @Poundland @GunnerStockton @MrBean @GuyFieri @littlecaesars @lenadunham @Whitesnake Thank God for Enrico Palazzo 🇧🇬

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@learning_yohei Buddy there's like 300 million Americans. Almost the population of Tokyo.

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@MagaWoof2 @3YearLetterman @coachbrucepearl @PearlJam The man is literally a licensed notary public. There's still time to delete this.

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@ChrisWolfie14 @3YearLetterman @coachbrucepearl @PearlJam Litreally

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@3YearLetterman @JerseyGeneral34 @coachbrucepearl @PearlJam Diversification is a solid investment strategy, coach

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@ClimateWarrior7 Ha you should have insisted it $ instead of £, dummy. Stay in school, folks.

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@Matt_Pinner Pride & Prejudice. The good one...not that 90's garbage.

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@Matt_Pinner

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@Matt_Pinner Yes. Yes I would. But only like one. Then I would strip and jump in and just take a greasy bath.

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@nowiknowmyabcs @animalfarmfilm They Orwelled Animal Farm.

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@marvingardns @3YearLetterman But did you drink from your canteen? Psh. Probably.

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@3YearLetterman When Coach's former players appear on social media.

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@luninloottia @JayTayorJr @3YearLetterman @jonatanpallesen Only for people with 0 SEC championships, Trex

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@sanakazmi36 Emancipated Minor, hopefully