Kenzie

Me

[Sui @kaisuizutto]

"i'd rather die" doesn't mean much coming from me
after all, i'd rather die than do most things

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

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[⋆˚꩜｡ cj 🎐 @oikawa_png]

i do believe that owning a brush buddy plushie would benefit me mentally physically emotionally spiritually and metaphysically

[Entoma @Entoma2657]

Every voice feminization guide ever is the epitome of "then draw the rest of the horse."

They tell you to do these exercises that they've already learned but never how to do them. You just have to stumble around in the dark until you figure something out, or never do.

[oxyzen @oxyzen]

this is what happens when “everyone gets a puppy” finally beats “diarrhea forever”

[Jacobiened @jacobiepiss]

I’ve been saying this for a while now, Americans don’t understand it as classism because their understanding of class is rooted in race

[pau @heromedley]

if you eat a more skilled artist, you gain their abilities.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[Justin Bellman @YourAvgBellman]

Rian is 100% right too. If Luke had delivered Yoda his lightsaber from the Clone Wars in Empire, Yoda would've bonked him on the head with it and thrown it in the swamp.

[kaguya @kartosiewicz]

the uk is boiling, humid and has a wild parrot population for some reason so if i close my eyes i can pretend im on a tropical island

[vincent | he/him 🇬🇾🇮🇳🏳️‍⚧️ @_plantprince]

one thing i love about witch hat is it doesn’t skip over the mundanities of magic. yes i want to see how they cook. yes i want to see how they do laundry. how do they afford 4 kids on one salary. i eat it UP

[wi(l)d-screen bæddel @NINtendo_maya]

Everyone is quick to forget one of the factors that led to the enshitification of the internet was everything slowly getting moved behind paywalls, you're out of your mind if you think paying a subscription for a search engine is reasonable

[⋆☕︎ ˖ Adri ⋆☕︎ ˖ @terupoopkami]

whenever i go see my conservative extended family i talk like light yagami trying to not reveal he’s kira except im trying not to reveal im queera

[⛧𝓝𝓸𝔁⛧ 👉👌 @Nox_Daemon]

Things we Brits like to complain about:
The heat
The cold
The rain
The price of a freddo
Greggs
The price of a pint
Football
The NHS
Rail replacement services
The council
Eachothers meal deal
The contents of a full English
The queue
The government
Scones
Call wait times

[ravv 🌱💫 @alkaiyin]

has anyone done one of these yet for orufrey

[elly @forgersxf]

THIS KILLS ME EVERYYTIMEE

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[eggy 🐈‍⬛ @nyaightly]

so there's this korean webnovel...

[Kenzie @Moderocky]

@beansdelivered The equipment isn't exactly complex, the hard/slow part is poking a really tiny delicate needle into a really tiny delicate follicle