Moe Barrow

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[🜏 SPITE 🜏 @LiquidGoth]

sticker that says “a trans person peed here with her long throbbing girlcock and there was major splashage 🤯”

[˖ ࣪⟡𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍⟡ ࣪˖ @Blazingoth]

not to be a slutty or anything but can i run my fingers through your hair while you yap about your day to me

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

Dating a 30+ man is actually annoying; you tell him "Leave me alone", expecting a little persistence, he just says "Ok" and actually leave. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Right-wingers spending all Pride Month telling everybody how much they don’t care about Pride Month

[Mia ♡ @Nglmia_x]

I just canceled a camping trip over a seatbelt.
I was the only one with a car and license, so I had one rule for the 4-hour drive:
Wear your seatbelt.
One friend immediately started complaining. Eventually he buckled up.
Less than a minute later, my dash alerted me he'd taken it off.
I pulled over.
"Put it back on."
"No. Just drive."
So I turned the car around, dropped everyone off, and went home.
Now I've been kicked out of the group chat and unfollowed by all of them.
We've been friends since elementary school.
Apparently asking people to wear a seatbelt is where they draw the line.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Gender affirming care btw.

[Mia ♡ @Nglmia_x]

I got my period halfway through a 10-hour shift.
Checked my bag. Nothing.
Asked a few girls if they had a spare pad. Nobody did.
I was already planning which hoodie to tie around my waist when one of the guys on my team overheard.
He disappeared.
15 minutes later he came back with a pharmacy bag.
“My sister said these are the right ones. If not, blame her.��
Inside:
• pads
• chocolate
• painkillers
• a bottle of water
I offered to pay him back.
He looked genuinely confused.
“For what? It’s a medical situation, not a business transaction.”
Then he walked away.
The internet keeps telling me decent men are extinct.
Meanwhile this guy treated my period like an emergency supply mission and recruited his sister as a consultant. 😭

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

I remember when a guy confidently took me shopping and kept saying, “Don’t worry, get whatever you like.”
We got to the cashier and the total came up to 40k only for him to realize he didn’t even have up to 10k😭

This man started blowing up his friends’ phones at the counter while people were staring. I wanted the ground to open and swallow me because the embarrassment was too much😭
In the end, I had to quietly take everything back to the shelves myself.

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnG3L]

“I wouldnt date an OF girl”

Ok sooo no lego batman legacy of the dark knight?

[Ashlynn Baldwin 🎃 🇨🇦 MoO @AislygnEliyan]

@hell_line0 W: I don't want a child.
M: Then don't have sex.
W: Okay.
M: Feminism has ruined women why don't they date us, there's a loneliness epidemic and they're all just being stuck up, I hope they die alone and miserable!
W: Avoiding that
M: Men aren't all like that, choose better.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

If men can cum and walk away with zero consequences, women should be able to abort and do the same.
You don’t get to leave your DNA in someone’s body and then demand they carry the consequences for 9 months + 18 years....

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Ladies pls stop having children with bums who are not committed to your or your relationship!!!! A child will not change their behavior it’ll just make it worse because then you’ll be alone raising a human being while he’s off continuing to live his life without a second thought. Stop giving losers a chance please 😭

[Mr. Goji  @Mr_goji54]

Godzilla version 1 & 2 prototype design concept statue by Hector Arce during early development for ‘Godzilla’ (2014)

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

I’m ngl he ate tho 😂

[Mr. Goji  @Mr_goji54]

Godzilla’s underwater lair concept art for ‘Godzilla: King of The Monsters’ (2019)

[★ juliet‼️ @ratgirldingus]

UPDATE: he has been evicted from the island for being too creepy, so i made him a treasure instead and my miis ARE dreaming of him

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

I canceled a date because I wasn’t feeling great.

I told him the truth. My period had started, I was exhausted, and I was in one of those moods where even putting on jeans felt unreasonable.

I assumed we’d just reschedule.

Instead, he asked if he could stop by for a minute. I said yes.

A little while later he showed up at my door with ice cream and chocolate.

He handed me the bag, gave me a hug, said he hoped I felt better soon, and then left.

That was it.

No expectation that I entertain him. No attempt to turn it into a shortened date. No “well, I’m already here, so can I come in?” He just wanted to........

[C. M. Kosemen @cmkosemen]

:P

[C. M. Kosemen @cmkosemen]

Actually a good design - an extremely rotated eye within the skull and sinuses coming along from the side like a half spiral - many "cyclops" designs just plop the eye where the sinuses extend and as a result the design looks intuitively unconvincing.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

Me: "Hello, Mrs. ***, how can I help you?"

Customer: "I'm very upset because you have my dog's name before my last name here on this check-in sheet!"

Me: "Well, that's because we print out the pet's first name and your last name so we know who the pet belongs to."

Customer: "But this is horrible! It is though you are saying I am married to my dog! I'm not into bestiality!"

Me: "No, it is more that we are trying to say that you are like the pet's parent."