日本鬼子 (Oniko)

A͢ s͢o͢l͢d͢i͢e͢r's͢ g͢o͢t͢t͢a͢ e͢a͢t͢, y͢o͢u͢ k͢n͢o͢w͢. (...o̺͆n̺͆l̺͆y̺͆ o̺͆n̺͆e̺͆ w̺͆i̺͆l̺͆l̺͆ b̺͆e̺͆ l̺͆e̺͆f̺͆t̺͆ s̺͆t̺͆a̺͆n̺͆d̺͆i̺͆n̺͆g̺͆)

[日本鬼子 (Oniko) @Moechire]

@Aichmomanic "In the meantime, chill."

[日本鬼子 (Oniko) @Moechire]

@Aichmomanic "It's my mentions tab and I even got push notifications. So it can't just be swearing on its own... Or it's time delayed."

[日本鬼子 (Oniko) @Moechire]

@Aichmomanic "Okay, you showed up in a mutual's mentions and a no-following's mentions. Now try the Navy Seal copypasta."

[日本鬼子 (Oniko) @Moechire]

@Aichmomanic "Are you really?"

[日本鬼子 (Oniko) @Moechire]

@Aichmomanic "This doesn't seem like a good idea nor the best use of your time."

[Alpaca @AlpacaCarlesi]

Oni Girl, I like drawing horns ;;💦

[日本鬼子 (Oniko) @Moechire]

@HydraCyborg "Mortals have gone astray and are now ruled by their genitals these days." She shakes her head. "You'll get pregna...infections."

[日本鬼子 (Oniko) @Moechire]

@HydraCyborg Oniko is unfortunately a little slow on the uptake. "...is it a pun on your real last name?"

[日本鬼子 (Oniko) @Moechire]

@HydraCyborg Oniko's just going to hand her the wrap, then.

"So that last name of yours...Greek?"

[日本鬼子 (Oniko) @Moechire]

@HydraCyborg "No, really, I have to. Or else Tei will cry again. ...we could share it if you don't want all of it."

[日本鬼子 (Oniko) @Moechire]

@HydraCyborg --toasted? If so, I can hold it over a bubbling pit of lava for a bit."

[日本鬼子 (Oniko) @Moechire]

@HydraCyborg "Yeah. She said something about pineapple and being sorry and then she started crying uncontrollably. It was awkward. ...do you want it--

[日本鬼子 (Oniko) @Moechire]

@HydraCyborg --checks the name on the paper again, squinting.

"Cymbal Ioannidis? Ham and pineapple wrap?"

[日本鬼子 (Oniko) @Moechire]

She's just gonna saunter on over to @HydraCyborg after punching a few of the lesser demons in her way.

"I got an order for..."

She--

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

Humans don't have free will. Demons, hailing from beyond causality, do. Sorcery is the art of persuading them to intervene in our timeline

[日本鬼子 (Oniko) @Moechire]

@demonexander "Oh. You're one of the old school ones."

[日本鬼子 (Oniko) @Moechire]

YOU https://t.co/jq33I83uD7

[rose @ MOVED @byeheartalamode]

@scotteifucker ive created a monster

[日本鬼子 (Oniko) @Moechire]

@IrkedRPer @Aichmomanic "Three times since 2016 started. Before that, it was about twice a month. I'm not sure how she's summoning me less."