As a runner

CEO As an athlete wears. #tripuA

[ethu 🪬 @thandoiwethu]

good thing my forehead’s a stage

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

That’s when you bite him. Hard.

[murithecreator @murithecreator]

Me when i finally secure the bag

[aunty dolapo💋 @dolapospov]

as a woman you should….

[mae🤍🎀. @VoldermortsBabe]

"we don't have indomie onion chicken but we have..."

[Chinàzaēkpērē Chukwu @ChuGailx]

I think if your partner is relocating out of the country and you don’t think you can join them any time soon, you should break up.

[Kikelomo Sowore @KikelomoSowore]

Maintaining head bonnet on while sleeping is a skill. Sometimes, I wake up and find mine on my foot.
At least ti ade o ba pe lori, oye ko pelese.

Other times, royalty is hard. I find it off the bed, ade sha fe sunta.

[Wole @Kingwole]

What kind of name is Diadem? Isn’t that from that hymn “…lift up the royal diadem, and crown him lord of all”. No?

[Adeeee @Wunmiiberry]

The worst thing about having chemistry with someone is realizing your self-control is not as strong as you thought.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

Alliances française i wasn’t familiar with your game 😭
200k monthly to learn french. na me wan lead french revolution?? 😭

[Ogechukwu OnyeLife💯 @kingsleynovich]

If you like, miss your company staff bus by 5am because you dey exfoliate.

[flope @marcsoliver]

To morrendo com esse vídeo 💀

[Jesi @jesidamina]

Not to be that person, but our literary/visual understanding of romantic expressions as Africans are very much defined by white standards. Yes, even in love, we are colonised.

Otherwise what concerns an African woman with hair tucking? Her Afro (or braids) don’t move that way 😭

[kekel @kekelbritto_]

GENTEEEEEE, eu adulta já fiquei sem reação,
imagina uma criança 🥹🧜‍♀️

[︎ 𖣐︎ @rumiiihere]

When the person you text all day is finally In front of you

[Neeraj K. Agrawal @NeerajKA]

No one is immune to the way a relationship derails all of your fitness goals

[Funmi Ojo, Cosmetic Scientist. @YourCosmetist]

You just need a very good coste bra to rock iro and buba if you’re not busty.

Omo, we’re losing recipes and it’s so sad.😭

Coste bra that even if they shoot you, the bullet will not penetrate.

[Chief £ne @_Ojonya]

Na you sabi o.
Asabi olose>>>>>>>

[🌶️ Pete's Unique Sambal 🌶️ @Petes_Unique]

@Favwontmiss blue. Deep and fathomless.

[As a runner @Moefee]

@_aaadedapo Dapo! What is this?! 😂