Mofemide

Believer//Biochemist

[Mr Royale @BayoRoyale]

I no too send o, but I actually hate being misunderstood. Hate it so much. As I dey shalaye, tears fit dey pour lmao.
Jesu saanu

[Ous'Bongie @BongsMahlangu_]

Me coming to God asking for my daily bread… and a little extra for the bills.

[PRIEST @onlyonepriest1]

Since I chop this egusi wey I use ChatGTP cook I never get myself

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“Can we see?”

The person wey give you my number tell you say he don see me before?

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

unfortunately, i have no shame if i like you.

..until you put me to shame.

[Adetutu @badtutuu]

There is no common sense in coming back home to cook for someone who has been home all day, except such person is disabled.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

job applications are so stupid. "what's ur desired salary?" ten billion dollars next question

[Magda @sizcommunity]

Guys l know it doesn't concern you but l got my first job today 😭😭😭🙏🏽

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“You and this your top”

God wan punish you?

[Adekunbi🌹❤️ @Adhekunbi]

At my wedding, nobody is going to eat twice, After you are served, they paint on your forehead.

[Mntrazana @moanerleaser]

Send a toddler in the direction of said breath.

[Ekenedilichukwu. @Owenzzino]

Please add water to your jollof rice!!!

Please!!!

Leave Hilda Baci recipe! If it didn’t dey, it didn’t dey!!!!!

No comot my teeth Abeg

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

me anytime someone think they can yell on MY PHONE:

[Lerato ᥫ᭡ @Leratomdk7]

My friend just found out her boyfriend is cheating on her,she has been laughing for 20 mins now,I don’t know what stage this is.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

whatever you choose to do when we’re not on good terms is what you’ve been wanting to do all along.

[KARMAKHIZ @karmakhiz01]

E get as you go advice me reach, I go just pack my things come live with you, make you train me in your own image and likenes.

[Big Fish T @Tena__sammy]

Y'all be safe out there. I am getting married soon. Jesus will provide the bride.

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

You can deny all you want but whatsapp status says a lot about you than you think

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

If i place an order for akara at a restaurant and i bite into it and see chicken or seafood. I’ll just quietly walk out and return with a 2 by 2 plank.🫩

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

why does nobody ever talk about how you can talk to someone at work every single day for YEARS… then change jobs and NEVER speak again. 😂