Hilde Næss

Det er pga. Moffedillen, okei?

[Matt Wilstein @mattwilstein]

A real quote from Donald Trump about tonight’s results:

"Well, I think if they win, I should get all the credit. If they lose, I should not be blamed at all."

[Russell @RussellHFilm]

just discovered the joy of watching movies through Snapchat filters

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.

[Hilde Næss @Moffehilde]

2022 har vært helt ok hittil. Som ei eneste lang helg, faktisk.

[Killian Sundermann @killersundymann]

Irish and German people offering things

[Hilde Næss @Moffehilde]

Fore!

[Hilde Næss @Moffehilde]

@anecdatally It's code for haberdashery.

[Hilde Næss @Moffehilde]

@anecdatally Naked people park!

[Hilde Næss @Moffehilde]

@Gnubelen @karislaa Du har for dårlige venner.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

Still processing the fact that I said the president has no clue what he’s talking about on national television 😬

[Hilde Næss @Moffehilde]

@btuftin Nooooooo!

[Hilde Næss @Moffehilde]

Had just managed to quit singing "Covid-19" to the tune of "Come on, Eileeen", and went straight on to singing "My Corona" to the tune of "My Sharona".
#sendhelp

[Ben Mankiewicz @BenMank77]

I once caught a car crash from my best friend, who already had car crash and didn’t tell me and we went and shared popcorn at Every Which Way But Loose and then I got car crash bad and Dr. Phil isn’t a medical doctor or an economist.

[I'm @Ketanjoshi.co on Bluesky @KetanJ0]

Sad to see David Attenborough being manipulated by his parents into saying these things

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

I’ve been trying to comfort myself thru this by thinking Trump’s America would just be an asterisk on our history. But no. We have half the country, an entire Senate, and a whole lotta judges who assure us this is who we are. Children in cages. With no one coming to their rescue.

[Hilde Næss @Moffehilde]

En kollega så seg rundt på kontoret mitt og sa "du ser veldig kreativ ut". Peneste måten noen har sagt at jeg roter på.

[Hilde Næss @Moffehilde]

Konmari-metoden vs. Olinimetoden? Lett match. Ingrid vinner. Hver gang.
Vær smart. Gjør som Ingrid.
https://t.co/ircDmPBR7A