Mohsin Qureshi

Build and Release Engineer @ Apple | he/him/his | Tweets are my own and not about work. | Boston ➡️ Santa Clara

[clara @claraisonline]

365 party girl

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Right into the subtitle hall of fame

[Mohsin Qureshi @MogeyQ]

Where did the tangerine outshine bars go

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Oh, he's scared.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

We approve this message

[Zing Tsjeng @misszing]

Ok enough now we've peaked

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Wendy's has added a 50-piece nugget to their menu

[Mohsin Qureshi @MogeyQ]

lolllll imagine charging customers a bullshit fee that they only see on their final bill and then throwing a tantrum on twitter about it, and then spinning it into how PG&E is shit. Just show the whole price up front on the menu. It’s not that hard.

[David Nayfeld @DavidNayfeld]

Hi @GavinNewsom and @RobBonta I’d like to personally thank you both for throwing our lives into upheaval. We will now need to reevaluate every single aspect of doing business in our restaurants in CA including but not limited to: employee benefits, compensation, menu size, labor model, and wait for it…. Should we continue to do business if we can’t make money here. But wait there’s more! While you guys are pretending to give a crap about consumers you continue to allow PG&E to absolutely pilfer all of us. Our bill has gone up 40% in 2 years! Last year PG&E posted $20B in profits!!! Wanna guess how much most restaurants in California profited last year??? Don’t worry I’ll wait. Every time a restaurant shuts down over the next year I’ll be reminding you whose fault it is.

[Killer Mike @KillerMike]

Bay Area it’s up! @sfoutsidelands ☦️ #MICHAEL

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Pencil us in for May 7! ✏️ #AppleEvent

[Mohsin Qureshi @MogeyQ]

@merjemxx shrimps camping!

[Avi @AviSchiffmann]

@tim_cook A computer for the rest of us

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Mac changed everything when it was introduced 40 years ago, and through the years it has done so again and again and again. Today’s Mac lineup is the best in the history of the personal computer, and it’s built on decades of revolutionary innovation. Happy birthday Mac!

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

this is like when the velociraptors tested the fence in jurassic park. he knows he can break containment now.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

your parents house have everything you need except peace

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

this is how it feels to have a drunk cig

[jeffy @retrojeff3]

“ass or titties?” bro the radiance of her soul