MUHAMMAD

Hopelessness is the enemy of justice!

[Femi The Analyst . @Femiforge]

Best team in the world plays football today!

[Muhammad Malumfashi @m_malumfashi]

Before, fuel tank was N12000 it is now N65,000. But I should vote you because my governor now earns more money. Sannu!

[Stephen | Data @sdw_online]

Use these datasets for your next data projects

1. World Bank Open Data
2. Hugging Face datasets
3. NASA Earth Data
4. IMF Data
5. Open Sky Network

This includes projects for
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[MUHAMMAD @MOHA_P]

Cc @ItzMudathir_

[Sripathi Teja @sripathiteja4]

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[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

Project Management is one of the most stable and consistently well-paid skills across every industry. Tech, healthcare, finance, construction, government, and international organizations all hire project managers and many of these roles are fully remote.

Here is the part that will make your jaw drop:

1. For beginners (Entry level): you can earn up to $5,400 every single month.

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Top specialists and Directors of Project Management: earning well above $17,000 every single month.

Now here is how to get started for free.

Start with these free platforms:

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2. Alison (alison. com): free project management courses covering the fundamentals, Agile, and Scrum from scratch.

3. Project Management Institute (pmi. org): the official body for project management globally. Free resources, articles, and study guides available on their website.

4. Microsoft Learn (microsoft. com/learn): free courses on project planning, team management, and tools like Microsoft Project.

Then follow up on YouTube. These four channels will take you from zero to job-ready:

1. Adriana Girdler: over 20 years of project management experience. More than 150 videos covering everything from basics to advanced career tips. One of the most practical channels for beginners.

2. ProjectManager. com: over 400,000 subscribers. Comprehensive project management training covering Agile, Scrum, risk management, and real-world project delivery.

3. Project Management Institute (PMI): the official YouTube channel of the world's leading PM body. Deep, credible, and updated regularly with industry insights and certification guidance.

4. Stuart Taylor: step-by-step tutorials in plain English covering Gantt charts, risk management, deliverables, and core PM processes. Great for people who want structured, practical learning.

Take them seriously. With consistent effort, you can be job-ready in 6 to 12 months.

Work on real projects as you learn. Build a portfolio. Put it on LinkedIn.

Here is what you need to get certified and stand out:

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Every organization runs on projects. The ones that run well have great project managers behind them.

Your time to learn this is now.

Are you currently learning Project Management or do you already work in this field?

Above all, love God.

[Deevyne @didicoding]

Being busy isn't the same as making progress.

Know the difference

[Maxwell @iam_brau]

Chelsea signed Enzo Maresca from newly promoted Leicester city, trusted you and ensure you with the right players. He ruined the project and snitch on the club, sabotaged our season and belittle us.

Enzo Maresca you will crumble this season, this is just the beginning

[Atedo Peterside @AtedoPeterside]

Some of us refuse to get carried away by the #OsunGuber2026 Election result.
The only thing it really proves is that a large voter turnout (43.4% in Osun is high by recent Nigerian standards) is the best antidote to rigging and that we must all join hands to hold @inecnigeria's "feet to the fire 🔥"
As at 8.50am on the day after the elections (today), INEC's IREV had 98.35% of the results uploaded instead of 100%. INEC must still explain why they have NOT uploaded the results from 62 Polling Units out of 3,763 Polling Units i.e. notwithstanding the fact that those results are now largely inconsequential because Governor @AAdeleke_01 has already won.
#Osunvotes2026 #GoNigeria

[Nigerian Medical Association, Niger State @NMA_Niger]

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[Femi The Analyst . @Femiforge]

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[Rajat Jain - Data Analyst @rajatjain1107]

Data Analytics Interview Question Asked at Deloitte

Question:
You have a Power BI dashboard where the numbers shown in Power BI don’t match the numbers in the SQL database.

How would you troubleshoot it?

Don’t just say, “I’ll check the data.”

A strong answer would be:

→ First, validate the SQL query and confirm the source data.

→ Then check Power Query transformations for filtering, joins, duplicates, or data type issues.

→ Validate the data model and relationships in Power BI.

→ Check whether the DAX measure is applying the correct filter context.

→ Compare the data at each stage: SQL → Power Query → Data Model → DAX → Visual.

→ Finally, identify exactly where the numbers start changing.

Interview tip:

Don’t focus only on giving the solution.

Show the interviewer your problem-solving approach.

That’s what makes your answer stand out.

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

Whenever I come back from “the abroad”, the first thing I look for is Suya and roasted corn. My Mai Suya are very diligent. The only days they are not there are on Sallah holidays.

Having been “in the abroad” for more than a month, I looked forward to my local ram suya. They were not there on Saturday. I thought “That’s odd!” They were not there again on Sunday. I felt that something must be wrong.

When they were not there again by 12 noon on Monday, as they usually are everyday, I was really concerned.

There is a smart young woman who does a POS business near them. I asked her why they had not come for three days and she said that they had a little problem. I asked her what “little problem” they had.

Apparently, someone had come to buy Suya from them. While he was buying the Suya, a car thief entered his car and drove it away. He then accused my Suya guys of being responsible for the theft of his car, since he was buying Suya from them when it was stolen. He had all of them arrested and locked up!

I asked for their numbers and the POS lady said that they had seized all their phones. I didn’t know which police station they were at. I didn’t know their names and on the occasions that I had paid for my suya with a bank transfer, I didn’t save their account details that would have shown a name at least.

I started asking the people I knew in the police, but felt a bit silly saying “I am looking for four Suya guys that were arrested.”

I was determined to intervene because I know that it was just one “big man” taking out his frustrations on some little guys. How long does it take to buy Suya that they will have enough time to organise for your car to be stolen?

Those guys have been on that street for 20 years. They sell four full rams every day. They have come to my house to roast ram suya when I have had major social events.

I asked another Suya guy who sells beef suya nearby whether he had any of their phone numbers but he said that even he doesn’t have a phone, never mind having anybody’s phone number.

After searching for them for a week, I finally found a guy who said that they had now been bailed from the police station and were considering resuming their business. They had lost at least two weeks and were so traumatised by the experience that they did not want to return to the same location on Ebitu Ukiwe where they had been for 20 years!

I arranged with the guy who knew them that he will take me to go and see them when I return from my current trip. I will see if I can persuade them to return to their usual spot next to the diligent POS young woman and the nice lady that sells roasted corn. Perfect combination!

This country can be brutal when you are not a big man. Those of us who are not small in our own right have a duty to help protect the little guys from the typical Naija “big man.” I will find that their accuser, somehow, someway. You might think that you are a big man but “Even your boo get a boo (a boo, a boo).”

I am Ezemmuo. I know things.

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[Femi The Analyst . @Femiforge]

If SQL still feels like a foreign language, save this.
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[Chidi Anselm Odinkalu, CGoF @ChidiOdinkalu]

There is an arrogant strand of entitled, #HigherUps in #Nigeria who blame the people whom they freely impoverish for everything wrong with the country.

The member of the @HouseNGR who took his 28 children to the Chamber of the House to show off with his 4 wives & to - from there - threaten #Nigerians that he was not done yet, is not materially poor.

He gets his electricity supplied by the kind of people that @GovAyoFayose denigrate. Many of Nigeria's politicians & elites do not know how many children they have sired.

I presume that the Senator who was caught receiving a #MileHigh massage from a South African woman was poor?

Or may be the former Governor from South-South who used to hire private jets for his private mile-high excursions so he could play with nubile girls while shooting up stuff over 10,000 metres upstairs.

It shows a peculiar level of poverty of intellect & social awareness to suppose that it is poor people who are the problem with Nigeria's population.

The rich people who indulge in #DrugFuelled orgies under the inspiration of electricity subsidised by the poor should please spare us their entitled arrogance.

The truth about Nigeria is that the poor pay in the currency of their sweat, tears, & blood for the population activities of their rich oppressors.

[MUHAMMAD @MOHA_P]

You go tear by default.

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

Fuck a c-section, I go push by force

[Bababudan @bkhadeejerhh]

I’m now at that stage in my Doctor career where I perform Upper Gi endoscopy unsupervised .

Colonoscopy next 🙏🙏🙏🤓

[MUHAMMAD @MOHA_P]

This sound like Nigerian President.

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

“Arsenal has been losing Champions League finals before I was a coach”

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