MOHAWK MALL

Greasy Pizza. Unlimited Quarters.

[MOHAWK MALL @Mohawk_Mall]

Drank three glasses of my fermented oatmeal drink and I got just the right buzz for a Saturday afternoon.

[eric ゑリｯ久 @shinobu_books]

レントゲンと婚礼
(Rentogen to Konrei)
X-Rays and Marriage
1910

[ULTRA🏝️BLAST @ultrakillblast]

SPACE COBRA (1982)

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Assembled a fruit press, put together an oatmeal and bread yeast concoction in an effort to make an ersatz medieval small beer, fried up a bunch of burgers and French fries, willfully ignored the main quest

[MOHAWK MALL @Mohawk_Mall]

I already made a couple jams? marmalades? compotes? out of the strawberries that were growing on my archery range. Using those, some cherry juice and mint tea to make a couple gallons of wine for next month.

[MOHAWK MALL @Mohawk_Mall]

At some point today I need to head down to my workbench and start putting the fruit press together. We're getting a bunch of raspberries and apples this year, and that means lots of wine.

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Made some bacon, so everyone else can wake up to the smell of bacon and feel as good as I do right now

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I love the feeling of being the only one in the house awake on a Sunday morning

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I think I would make a pretty good Torgo in a serious folk horror remake of "Manos: The Hands of Fate"

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Showing up at the end of act 3 to save you from the giant slobbering mutant rat even though you were certain I died after the sweaty unhinged army colonel kicked me into a pit full of yorkie-sized rats in the middle of act 2.

[MOHAWK MALL @Mohawk_Mall]

Like, just one big Mutant rodent? Shit... fuck...

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Bruno Mattei tried to warn us yet here we are....