Mohit⚛️🥷

React Native Developer | Cyber Sec Engineer

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@SatanAtWink @Cashify_ I bought 2 months ago and its the same with me

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@lilhouellebecq Mcd

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@buildwithsid M4 macbook air

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@nalinrajput23 One of the best features on macs

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@karthikponna19 Naaah you still need 5 more keyboards with different sounds and colours

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@xoaanya Selling it

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@hiayoola Just use discord if you are doing something in early stage.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Today I arrived at the office turnstiles at 9:15 AM.

I realized I left my badge in the Tesla.

Policy states: "No Badge, No Entry."

A Junior Dev saw me waiting.

He hesitated.

He knows the rule is "No Tailgating."

I stared him down through the glass.

I didn't speak.

I just tapped my wrist.

He panicked.

He scanned his badge and held the door for me.

I walked through without saying thank you.

When I got to my desk, I sent an email to HR.

I reported him for a security violation.

He compromised the physical perimeter.

He let an unauthenticated user (me) into the network.

He came to my office crying.

I told him: I am the vulnerability.

I am the penetration test.

You failed.

Security is not about being nice.

It’s about Zero Trust.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving.

My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password.

He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad.

I looked at the device.

Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption.

I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network.

So I didn’t give him the password.

Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN.

I set up a captive portal.

I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps.

Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443.

He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load.

My sister screamed at me to "just let him play."

I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines.

We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving.

But we had a secure perimeter.

You’re welcome for the compliance.

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@_devJNS

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@kaisiyejindagi they charging extra to remove the kaju

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@ExcelHumor A quad monitor setup with wired mouse and keyboard.

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@85mmynr86n @IndraVahan

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@oprydai How engineers abroad see the world vs how we see it in Delhi Metro at 9 AM.

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Apple really said ‘think different’… even with spreadsheets.

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@ExcelHumor Outlook 2016 was soo better..... a few days back my Org just forced us to use the latest 365 crap. Searching for an email seems like I'm debugging.

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@aditiitwt Some call it overheating, he calls it resistance training

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@krishdotdev Oh-my-zsh solves the problem

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@sam_niac And a bike