Moira Perjure

She/Her
Best Attorney in the Perjure Law Office!

[Moira Perjure @MoiraPerjure]

Next time someone is walking in front of me but abruptly stops for no reason I’m going to skin them alive

[Moira Perjure @MoiraPerjure]

@KaiserGavinn Um okay wtf I was going to be angry that you even did this but I’m more upset over your rubbish ranking! What do you mean I’m in pass but my brother is in smash!! 😒

[lia ☽☾ 💖💜💙 @t3nmartha]

HAPPY BISEXUALITY DAYYYYYY 💖💜💙

[Moira Perjure @MoiraPerjure]

@kaufmanngavinn Still letting you know I’m the cooler and more attractive bisexual though

[Moira Perjure @MoiraPerjure]

Everyone should celebrate me today! ☺️

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Celebrate Bisexuality Day.

[Moira Perjure @MoiraPerjure]

@kaufmanngavinn Fine 😒

[Moira Perjure @MoiraPerjure]

@kaufmanngavinn Fuck yeah it is

[Moira Perjure @MoiraPerjure]

Rating my coworkers ☺️

[Moira Perjure @MoiraPerjure]

@kaufmanngavinn I’m the only good attorney there anyway so if they are going to come it will convince them to request me duh

[Moira Perjure @MoiraPerjure]

If someone ever tried to go through my phone they are getting fucking launched into space

[Moira Perjure @MoiraPerjure]

@VinnieLull 😒 Whatever

[Moira Perjure @MoiraPerjure]

@KaganGavin Im going to assume that you did pay it, because you managed to take a new profile picture which isn’t in the dark! ☺️

[Moira Perjure @MoiraPerjure]

If the world was perfect I wouldn’t have to work and people would just buy me anything I wanted

[Moira Perjure @MoiraPerjure]

Look at my fucking dog

[Moira Perjure @MoiraPerjure]

@roger_rajah 😨

[Moira Perjure @MoiraPerjure]

@roger_rajah Close to fucking what

[Moira Perjure @MoiraPerjure]

@roger_rajah Oh? Still don’t know who you are bitch. Nor do I really care you have fucking awful taste 😑