Moira

...dip dop dippity like what. (she/her)

[Moira @moirsy]

How to Cook for One:
- Make food for two
- Eat both servings

[Moira @moirsy]

You try to tell a New Yorker they can’t walk somewhere

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

NYPD announces that, starting at 4pm today:

“Vehicular and pedestrian traffic will be closed from West 30th Street to West 35th Street between 6th Avenue and 8th Avenue.

No one will be allowed inside the secure area unless you have a ticket to the game, a train ticket, are going to a business inside the area, have credentials, or have some other authorized reason to be there.”

[Cooper @enlightenedcoop]

Hudson yards is like Dubai of New York City

[Moira @moirsy]

Having one of those days where I can’t function normally because I’m just too obsessed with the fact that Cowboy Carter exists.

[Moira @moirsy]

I was lucky this time but @KaceyMusgraves got a semi retired country girlie studying up - I won’t be caught unawares!!!

[Kacey Musgraves Access @KaceyAccess]

Kacey Musgraves delivers a rendition of George Strait’s “All My Ex’s Live in Texas” at Coachella. #KACEYCHELLA

[Moira @moirsy]

An unreal journey.,. I laughed, I cried… bread is truly, all around.

[Caity Weaver @caityweaver]

I completed my life’s work: I FOUND THE BEST FREE RESTAURANT BREAD IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!

[Moira @moirsy]

@MLB @Orioles eyyooo

[MLB @MLB]

It’s giveaway time, Baltimore 💪

We are giving away a new Orioles City Connect jersey just for you! Repost and reply for your chance to win!

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

Miracle just started on FX. Like watching a Christmas Story on Christmas Eve

[Moira @moirsy]

@MTA the police have been called six times for an issue at Broadway Lafayette on the downtown M train and no official has wanted to break their candy crush streak to respond?

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Matthew Stafford doesn't call any plays, he just huddles his teammates together to let them know he was friends with Clayton Kershaw growing up.

[Moira @moirsy]

Wtf even the ducks are cuffing up faster than me

[Manhattan Bird Alert @BirdCentralPark]

The Central Park Reservoir's male Wood Duck already has a mate for 2026, and as usual she is a female Mallard. 🦆 ❤️

[Moira @moirsy]

: The Musical !

[Liam 🇵🇸 @Hezbolsonaro]

Maduro is entitled to a trial by a jury of his peers, meaning 12 national presidents will be called up to determine his guilt or innocence.

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

“Everyone grieves differently”

Erika Kirk grieving

[Moira @moirsy]

WHERE. IS. DEREK HENRY.

[Moira @moirsy]

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood…

[MLB @MLB]

Orioles, 1B Pete Alonso reportedly agree to 5-year deal, per multiple reports including MLB's @Feinsand.

[Moira @moirsy]

@Outback STEAK

[Moira @moirsy]

Watched @peanutpollino crush CHESS and then the Ravens crush Miami

Thursday life is gewwwwwwwwwd!!!

[Moira @moirsy]

I’d die for him

[Moira @moirsy]

@reeceollld It’s not that they like the problem - they’re lazy towards the solution. Pre “therapy everywhere” era, people didn’t “do the work on themselves” because … it’s work.

[Brian Coulter @PhilaBCoulter]

Those teams were the Bengals, Lions, Ravens, and Colts.

They went 4-0 today.