Dean

Ms. Gerlich: I am missing the "yellow hat" for calculator #11. Please check your bags/notebooks to see if it accidentally got mixed up with your stuff.

[Brendan James @deep_beige]

Here is the official TRAILER for @blowbackpod season 4. Animation by @benclarkson, feat. H. Jon Benjamin

Drops this Friday, August 25. Sign up at https://t.co/E5mAKCrpoA

[with acknowledgment to the works of Harlan Ellison]

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

anyone who’s impressed by this barks at their own reflection

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

these mfs are posting live doxing assassination coordinates of santa smh 😔

[prezoh @prezoh]

wtf is 9/11 this pronoun shit is getting out of hand

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

I feel like if he actually designed the car he wouldn’t need to add that he also registered the URL

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Is your pussy indica or sativa

[lil arab @sweatyhairy2]

imagine being the first lonely stoner who freed his mind at night

[sio @bestinsio]

google maps should tell you if you’re going to a destination where the vibes are off

[jun songwoman @scorpio_mars]

mike’s hard? Good for him

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

call me Watchmojo the way I’m getting Top from all these 10s

[HIDEKI NAGANUMA｜CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS @Hideki_Naganuma]

Being gay isn't your choice, it's mine. You're gay now.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Miller: President Trump… I want to thank you for the historic victory for white life in the Supreme Court yesterday

[Theo Ash @TheoAshNFL]

“But I need an AR15 in case the government tries to take over” brother if the government wanted to they could bounce a laser beam off the moon and evaporate your house

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

I can buy 10,000 rounds of ammo and there is no background check, but if I buy 1 box of Sudafed my info goes into a national database.

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Wait, so gun control laws aren’t going to help prevent shootings but laws against abortion are supposed to stop abortions?

[Hampton Yount @Hamptonyount]

Republicans are going to be like “Okay enough is enough, let’s get rid of schools”

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Forced birth in a country that refuses to protect children from being murdered at school.