MojoKing

Twitch/YouTube Lurker. I love support classes in games. I was top 100 in: Red Faction Gorilla/ MGS5 Online/ Team Sonic Racing/ Bowling (State level)

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[Ryujin @Ryujin_17_]

I came across this image and I haven't stopped laughing for the past 10 mins

[Jesse Cox @JesseCox]

Every single person who streams and drives should be perma banned. They keep getting second, third, fourth chances - this isn't "oh I watched a copyright movie on stream" kind of shit. Cars are dangerous machines and if someone dies, the lawsuit against twitch will kill the site.

[Maku @TropicalMaku]

Nintendo really took the perfect opportunity in their new Splatoon game to have it named "Tourist" difficulty for easiest option 💀💀💀

[Beepers 🤖 Vtuber @BeepersVT]

Unfortunate news

Despite the awful hands that have been dealt to me I'll try my best to look for a new irl job in the mean time I'll work 20x harder to keep entertaining you all your support means immensely a lot to me. I will bounce back love you all!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[Dev-Artemis Animation @DevilArtemisX]

Async discovers that this entity is very common in the backrooms. Checks out.

[Koefficient @TheKoefficient]

As much teasing as I do to @zentreya in the Slam, I'm actually really proud of how much work she's been putting in

I think she can do SO good in fighting games if she invested the time into them

[rayyy lmao @RayNarvaezJr]

@KaggyFilms I wouldn’t wish streaming a Persona game on my biggest enemy

[FRAIKI 🍡👀 @Fraiki]

The Xbox Game Showcase in a nutshell🎮

[🪻wysteria #TESTACULT🪻 @WysteriaGrove]

green goblin looks amazing but i worry if i play him my performance will suffer from me imagining him whispering in my ear to do crazy unoptimal shit

[MHINBRON @colorgravemhin]

Watching an indie game showcase in 2026 be like

[bing @bangbowbing]

you really hit this mf @HeavenlyyFather

[Iheartjustice 🚗 Anime Expo @IHeartjustice_]

One of the greatest acts of subterfuge in fighting game history.

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

‘How are you so focused under pressure?’

Me in 1995:

[~Kreiss ~ 🌸 Commissions open🌸 @DaniKreissArt]

Ohh...my Kingdom Hearts...ruined.

[Marvel Rivals @MarvelRivals]

From the prehistoric past to the front lines of Manhattan. 🦖

Ripped across dimensions and escaped from the Collector’s Gallery, Devil Dinosaur has arrived to protect the innocent. With the perfect balance of Moon Girl's brains and his own raw brawn, this dino-riffic hero is ready to stomp through Alchemax HQ to save his BFF. Don't let the name scare you—this gentle giant is a true powerhouse, armed with razor-sharp fangs and a force-field shield.

Season 8 arrives on May 15, 2026!

Brains, brawn, and a thunderous roar... the prehistoric hero is here.

[Frug @FrugVEVO]

I have no idea what to do with this Oguri organism