JM

Te amo

[Arizona Ron @dkskinjermaine]

@Dr_RopaM Baby gotta start daycare in The Hague just in case

[James Bong @JamieButon]

Anyway mtu na namba yangu akiweka 300 for uhhhh health purposes ama hata zile dm za it gets better nizisome kutoka saa mbili hadi nitoke huko torture chamber, itasaidia mahali

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

I have observed on more than one occasion you mention very absurd traditions that are neither found in my mum’s side - Nyaribari or my dads side - Bobasi

Technically Cars didn’t exist in Kisii before 1950 , at least for most people - so where are you getting the car traditions from ?

I am very confused you must be from some very niche clan.

[Diablo @el_diablllo_]

When I'm in the middle of talking to a 10/10 nurse and the doctor interrupts to ask if I want to see my newborn son

[Mūndū wa wanja @geriatricabound]

@Brianmbunde What does this even mean? How does menstruation feature in my inquiry?

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

It is that time of the month.

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

Bargaining point ya kalonzo supporters is you either allow him liberate us or he will join our oppressors, gerrarahia meehn 😂

[gids @gidikariuki]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jungle @jwaweruh]

Mimi Mungu hunitumia watu hawawezi enda kwa duka kuki drizzle, then Kuna watu wanaletwa bangi jela. Levels.

[INSIDER BUZZ @InsiderBuzzX]

A gen Z lady expresses her frustration after going to church for the first time in a long time and immediately was hit with the same reason why she stopped going to church

[Yoyachris @yoyachris1]

Wueh 🤔

[Punstar @roywahome9]

69 delayed is not 69 denied. More life dia and check dm for magic☺️🥳

[bandito💜 | comfort food @ogheneyxle]

😭 use am pick 100 odds for me

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Armed robbers: Kila mtu alale chini!

Shosh: kaeni chini mkule kwanza

[ManuBakar @Qs_Manu]

Kwani podcasting ni civil service siku hizi?
Ama mbona wanajicompare na walimu na Drs?

Kwani podcasts ziko under gava?

[Nyaandia Gachago's Ben 10 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @_poisnwm]

Step mum amepost mtu wake 🤣 najua Mzee hapo Isiolo Keg inaonja Mwarubaine mamae 🤣😂

[Nyaf fx @kichwa_]

Nashangaa mbona sioni call nikiulizwa tunakula nini kumbe niliachwa

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

None of those are prime numbers

[️ ️ ️ ️•°• @StrenjaDenja]

mimi hufanya guesswork mpaka nilambe sehem inafanya binti aseme "fuuuuuuuuc" alafu nasustain attacks huko vile teams za EPL hupenda kushambulia side ya Trent

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

If by any chance he wins, MCAs will move to have him impeached within the first year.