MoLeaks

heteroglossiac. bacon fanatic. shit enthusiast. bed shredder extraordinaire. karma's sense of humor landed me with this dude: @ErnestoRiley

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live fast, love hard and leave a beautiful, fucked-up twitter. #HumpocalypseNow

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a eunuch horn, a eunuch horn! the camel for a eunuch horn!

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where can i get a eunuch horn?

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#LiveToBeCeaselesslySurprised

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learn to expect nothing, so that nothing will cease to surprise you. #TheTaoOfMo

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a wise chameleon perceives its self, unfooled by the illusion of its own camouflage. #TheTaoOfMo

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our gerbils are clean. i know. i licked every one of them personally. #Squeaky

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#Twaters need love too.

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@julieplec i command you to help me move a herd of canadian blue-assed xmas gerbils across the border. #NotTheStupidestShippingDemandOf2012

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happy hump day 12 12 12. the mayans knew ~ #HumpocalypseNow.

[Paola 🦤 @paolabdessi]

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your human loves unicorn...
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[Marta @martuski79]

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#TastesLikeGrape

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it is not mine, i swear. #WhatFlavorIsIt? RT Ernesto ~ Forgive me for not blowing happy fart bubbles out my ass all time. Look! A unicorn!

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i bet osho would save that shit. #SharedShit #DependentShit #FartArt

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worse than being betrayed by your own shit is watching a madman in toe shoes debate on how to bag the evidence. #MixedBag

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it took forever to unpack the trunk.

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real acting talent is shitting two flavored balloon animals and looking as surprised as the Human at finding them there. #StrawberryElephant

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i do not know who this 'nachos' character is but he sounds cheesy. #YouSayWindmill #ISayCoatRack