Molly

chicken nuggets is like my family

[Molly @Mollbex]

When you buy 18 bags of the Disney 100 mini figures and you get all 18 characters without duplicates 😱🤯 (and yes, we called Lego customer service to confirm this was insanely good luck) @Disney @LEGO_Group I think we deserve a prize

[Molly @Mollbex]

@alwayssunny @MichaelCarty16 and I are attorneys we will handle ur defense just drop the deets

[Molly @Mollbex]

They REALLY don’t talk about Bruno huh…. #Oscars #wedonttalkaboutbruno

[Molly @Mollbex]

#VoteTedDBear for #PuppyBowl XVIII MVP!

[Molly @Mollbex]

@GlennHowerton I’m 100% Jewish and give you permission to drop a hard J whenever your heart desires

[Molly @Mollbex]

@GlennHowerton you’ve never had a cheesesteak????

[Molly @Mollbex]

Apparently my body forgot how to sleep 🙄

[Molly @Mollbex]

Crying over how much I love @SteveCarell at 1:00AM…there are definitely worse ways to spend a Saturday night and I regret nothing 😭❤️

[Molly @Mollbex]

@SteveCarell I love you happy birthday

[Molly @Mollbex]

@kenjeong Thank you for blessing us with this live tweet play by play

[Molly @Mollbex]

@kenjeong Love you

[Molly @Mollbex]

Here’s my dog he’s really cute

[Molly @Mollbex]

@kerrywashington I love you

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

kiss me thru the phone hit different now huh 😷

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

"'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.' - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott

[Molly @Mollbex]

My Twitter has become a thread of me saying what food I’m craving when it’s too late to eat said food

[Molly @Mollbex]

What I wouldn’t give for some popcorn right now ☹️😩

[Molly @Mollbex]

😂🤩

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

I said the most satisfying Shehecheyanu of my life today.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human says there are two options. inside or outside. but if they would simply. elevate their mindset. they would uncover a third option: stand in the doorway. and sniff the air