Molly

[shato @meishato]

Americans be like: death penalty is great and war is good and I deserve to have 10 guns but abortion is murder

[ESPN @espn]

FROM THE L.O.B. TO THE M.O.B.

SEATTLE IS HEADED BACK TO THE SUPER BOWL 🔥

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

well this is it. the last of the cheese has been cut. the last chocolate has been unwrapped. the last baileys poured. the first monday of the year looms and its back to normality

[Kole Musgrove @KoleMusgrove23]

2005: a new Pope is elected, the Seahawks win 13 games and advance to the Super Bowl

2013: a new Pope is elected, the Seahawks win 13 games and advance to the Super Bowl (and win)

2025: a new Pope is elected, the Seahawks win 13 games, and…? 👀

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Hey MAGA, if you’re upset about Mamdani, wait until I tell you about the al-Qaeda commander Donald Trump just welcomed into the White House.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

It’s pretty hard to blame the Democrats for people not getting SNAP benefits when the Republican president is fighting in court to make sure people don’t get SNAP benefits.

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

A new base for Qatar ON AMERICAN SOIL.
A 20 billion dollar bail out for Argentina.
A government that’s shut down.

Is this really America first?

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

CFPB - closed
USAID - closed
Medicaid - under attack
NIH cancer funding - frozen
Department of Education - under attack

But do you know who just got a NEW government contract for $38,858,978 literally today?

SpaceX — owned by Elon Musk

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

Turns out an immigrant IS taking away your job

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Donald Trump when the tariffs hit

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

There is no such fucking thing as being “too woman” to pilot a helicopter, “too gay” to land a plane or “too black” to be an air traffic controller.

There is however, such a thing as being too hateful, too stupid & too sociopathic to be president.

And we call that Donald Trump.

[B 🦋 @DontWorryBoutB]

the funniest part abt all of this nonsense is that when black people see other black ppl in high positions, we TRUST that they are super qualified bc ain’t no way they just giving away those jobs to black ppl like they do whites 😩😩😩

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Why do you hate immigrants who pay taxes, but admire billionaires who don't.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

by @juliusgoat

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

My hatred for Donald Trump has nothing to do with politics because he has no policies. My disgust has to do with his behavior as a human being. He’s a pile of fucking shit.

[The Editorial Board @johnastoehr]

A rapist for AG.
A spy for DNI.
A zealot for Defense.
An antivaxer for Health.
A criminal for president.

This is what Orwellian means.

[Critter @asclepiasyriaca]

Seniors voted to gut Social Security.

Men voted for their wives and daughters to die from miscarriages.

Immigrants voted for deportation raids.

Poor people voted for tax cuts for billionaires.

Women voted to have fewer rights than men.

Police voted for a convicted felon.