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[OT @OliviaTaylar]

Nah but who remembers when your parents had to remove their stereo from the car just incase someone tried stealing it 🤣

[miia @miiagarro]

"all women do is use men"

never in my life have i found a man useful

[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

Whenever I see someone trying to parallel park I avert my eyes and continue walking giving them the privacy they need because l'm a decent human being

[Grace Kennedy @GraceMKennedy]

Is Luca the landlord? Why he always gettin notice?
#LoveIslandAllStars

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Matthew Boynton went to have dinner with a colleague at Waffle House. He received a text from his wife Jessica that said “I can’t do this anymore. Take care of the children. Please tell them I love them everyday. I have been suffering for a while now and no one has noticed...

[Did I Lie @Nowhey14]

Waking your mum to tell her you threw up #loveIsland

[ols @olstrips]

liv is an actress lana please #loveisland

[Love Island @LoveIsland]

When every embarrassing memory comes back to haunt you in the middle of the night #LoveIsland

[Grace Campbell @GraceCampbell]

Please STOP asking women why they didn’t go to the police when they were raped and instead ask the legal system why they find it so hard to charge rapists, not least a man who literally had video evidence of him sexually abusing a woman.

[Amanda Duberman @AmandaDuberman]

Me: I’m pretty shy and reserved

Me after a single drink:

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Fair play to Prince Harry, getting paid $20 million to share the kind of stories I tell strangers for free in the smoking area after one shot of sambuca

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“I hope this email finds you well.”

How the email found me:

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“r u dumb???” Is my favorite thing to say when I’m arguing

[old gravy @MaxMasin]

I shaved my mustache for this

[James @CaucasianJames]

not gonna put too much pressure on u guys but i think some of u need to clean ur microwave. u don’t have to do it tonight but i’d do it in the next few days

[Mrs. Mac @NMckena]

I don’t feel like women are made aware of that second puberty and probable weight gain especially around 23-26.

You’re UK 8 one week and in a month you’re UK 12. You never see it coming and then it’s suddenly there and you now have to learn how to love your new body and adjust.

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

us next @marksandspencers xx

[Clarey 🍀 @clarey1888]

Not a tweet but this is up there with one of the best deleted posts ever 🤣🤣