Molly

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

“Mr. Vice President, I’m speaking”.

[Jay Inslee @JayInslee]

A man who is totally incapable of governing should stay out of Washington state’s business. “Stoop” tweeting.

[lexiana @lexconleche]

no the fuck you’re not

[Molly @Molly_Crowe22]

@realDonaldTrump gtfo

[Barstool Huskies @Barstoolhuskies]

“iM nEvEr GoInG bAcK” -Chicks that are definitely going back to whistler next year

[Royalty In The Rough @yellowbonemama]

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by friday

[Molly @Molly_Crowe22]

@Sequoia86848103 sounds boring tbh

[een @eennhu]

me to my friends: grades don’t define u !!! college is a scam and these exams are not a true measurement of ur intellect !! don’t worry

me to me: stupid fucking bitch if u get anything below an 80 ur a failure u might as well drop out or die

[prance @bocxtop]

Finals Week! Choose your Fighter:

- Pre-med major filled with regret

- adderall plug who doesn’t even go here

- on twitter instead of studying (you)

- Humanities major with no finals

- “ok so I need a 107 on this to pass 🥴”

[SossBaby @imrebranding]

Just remembered in high school the girls had a Facebook group dedicated to making sure no one wore the same Prom Dress how have we not had a woman president

[cara !! @goldrushaelin]

it’s official this is the best tiktok to exist

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

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📍drinking 4 vodka cranberries and sending a “wyd” text at 11pm

[Dr. Emily Anhalt @dremilyanhalt]

Things that should be taught in school:

💔what to do with tough emotions
💀how to think about death & grief
💦quality sex & consent ed
💸how to do your taxes
🚑cpr & first aid
🧠unconscious bias basics
🍳basic cooking & hygiene skills
🌎how to reduce carbon footprint

What else?

[ɴɪʏᴀʜ ᴍᴀʀᴇᴇ @MareeNiyah]

Nobody:

People in Colorado:

[_:(´ཀ`」 ∠): @cuckaiya]

No one:

The entirety of Washington state: