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@davidsankey 41 miles!

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I have in my head “the demon barber of Fleet Street” to the tune of “everyone knows it’s slinky.”

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Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine?

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@Ugarles But then your mouse wouldn’t automatically move with your laptop. The leash is the feature here, right?

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@davidsankey They got to find the driver to encourage him to run for local office!

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@burkenstocks Tbh I identify with the robot being ruthlessly interrogated for saying something nonsensical and then just dying on that hill. Tragically human stuff.

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Burnt out person’s voicemail is warning you they are off for one afternoon a month ago and mailbox is full. 😔

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The 33rd street PATH train is fundamentally unserious. It’s like .. you have urgent business at ::checks notes:: 23rd street? But first you want to see if anyone in Hoboken wants to come?

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My colleague agreed to transport the bird after he finishes his lean cuisine. Hero.

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@wildbirdfund @BirdBrklyn anyone have time to save this bird across street from 105 Lawrence street in Brooklyn?

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I tried playing her a lil redstart song and she seemed to enjoy.

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@wildbirdfund He started fluttering. Should I let him out?

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@davidsankey You are feeling seen in it bc it’s a picture of you.

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The B plot of the book I just started is my seeing how many times it can use the word thaumaturgy before I look it up.

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@Uterbratten_ I was just thinking that at least for now most state constitutions have us covered—maybe all of them!—unless . . .

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I find this very concerning. https://t.co/2hkJk3uClK

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Amelia Bedelia really commits to a bit.