Molly Cahen

comedy writer/performer. the “e” in my last name is silent. As in, “Cahen you believe my ancestors spelled the name Kahn like this?”

[Molly Cahen @MollyCahen]

Every time I have said the phrase “bon appetit” I have been unconsciously doing an impression of Amy Adams doing an impression of Meryl Streep doing an impression of Julia Child doing an impression of French.

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My two year-old just asked me what the internet is and I’ve never felt more out of my depths as a parent.

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Not since the DVRs cut off the American Idol finale

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@PodcastTheRide Proud Mary was a big number in Beach Blanket Babylon, so that must be why they went with it for Snow White & Rob Lowe at the Oscars. I loved BBB and the Oscars as a kid and nothing broke my heart more than when my dad told me what happened when they came together.

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@lorrrrraine “Felt it was important”

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When Titanic came out, we all wanted to be Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend when we grew up. Little did we know that by the time we grew up, it would be too late.

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Please read and sympathize with my first piece for ⁦@SlackjawHumor⁩ “Which Group Thread Does This Text Belong In? A Logic Puzzle” by Molly Cahen
https://t.co/Rb8FWrfQRB

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@Becca_Roth This makes sense, because for me it was specifically sparked by talking about Danny Boyle’s filmography, so my brain was the catalyst on this one.

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@Becca_Roth I was JUST thinking about this exact misunderstanding, which I obviously also had, like 2 days ago.

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@MikeJungman I watched this when I was a kid and didn’t understand the title because I had never heard the phrase. But did this start it all?

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@operacarly @EricChristenso3 @madison_tayt I feel like that’s not the flip side - it’s a further argument that ONLY service dogs be in these places so everyone can learn how to properly respect the work they’re doing and assume that if a dog is in an indoor public place, they shouldn’t be approached, pet or distracted.

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Thanks for including us in your top 5 of the year, Emily! This made all of our poison ivy and botched drama auditions worth it.

[The Belladonna 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦 @The_Belladonnas]

I remember cackling loudly the first time I read Becca Roth and Molly Cahen’s “Diary From My First Summer At Camp In Which I Made A Ton Of Friends And Was Not At All Miserable” @Becca_Roth @MollyCahen
https://t.co/ryusBLCN9L

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What’s the German word for when you felt like you had to watch a show everyone loved but you never got into it and now you never have to “give it another shot” because the star got MeTooed?

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Has anyone checked on Uma Thurman?

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Not to brag, but James Carville is obsessed with me rn.

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@brynkabrynka @trispretty @ShannonJCurtin What an impressive list of ways to blame women for the impacts of childbirth on their bodies!

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It should concern everyone that ⁦@Becca_Roth⁩ and I experienced almost everything we included in this piece for ⁦@The_Belladonnas⁩ at camp, but spent over a decade of our lives there and remain deeply obsessed with our time at camp to this day. https://t.co/4CWX9oY9ce

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“Sunday, July 3
After lights out Kelsey asked us to go around and say if we’ve ever made out with anyone. I pretended to be asleep.” By @MollyCahen and @Becca_Roth

https://t.co/ryusBLCfkd