Molly Fitzpatrick

concerned grandmother

[Molly Fitzpatrick @MollyFitttz]

Anybody else smile at the dog but not at the person walking the dog

[AtnsMDX @AtnsXBT]

how 10 years old me was moving after the teacher sent me to find the student who went to the bathroom 25 minutes ago

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

reconnecting with my childhood self by doing all my old ocd rituals

[ed @asherw01fe]

Taylor lashings all over the tl

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Robin Williams would’ve turned 74 today

This thread will brighten up your day 🧵

1. His improvised scene in Good Will Hunting made the cameraman laugh so hard the camera started shaking. Matt Damon's reaction is authentic.

[aaliyah @plant_sequoias]

imagine being 77 and still in a situationship with a man you met in the 1960s

[orb @strwbrysuccubus]

it’s not drinking alone if you’re pregnant

[Jenni @hashjenni]

how i look putting on do not disturb then checking to see if they disturbed me

[ilyyfranchise @ibechillin8]

if you pregnant in this heat rtn you a strong ass bitch fr

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

his greed sickens me

[P @parisCo_]

Tried shutting up, don’t think it’s for me unfortunately

[megan @chismosavirus]

maybe im in the minority but i love a birthday dinner. this is how i act after 1 cocktail with anyone's high school friend and coworker

[Melvin O’Neal @HacksawWookie]

Need a night like this with the fellas soon

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

the hot bartender seeing me and my friends walk in:

[Kayla @luv2read13]

does anyone know how to be an alcoholic without it impacting your body at all