Molly Holsopple

[Molly Holsopple @MollyHolsopple]

I put too much pressure on green tea to calm me down

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@Passmore27p Halt the sass pass

[Molly Holsopple @MollyHolsopple]

can we just talk about the mass genocide of worms every time it rains

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@avamhoffman1 im excited to see where this goes hehe

[Molly Holsopple @MollyHolsopple]

“molly he uses a 3-in-1 you can do better”

-@BethanneLawson

[Molly Holsopple @MollyHolsopple]

Some people’s snapchat stories literally make me dizzy because they be zoomin all in and out and over the place and there is just no reason for this. I can tell you are chaotic without this nausea.

[Molly Holsopple @MollyHolsopple]

I just sent an email to a professor and I referred to myself as a silly goose and I just -

what is wrong with me

[Molly Holsopple @MollyHolsopple]

*connects to aux for a 30 second drive*

[Molly Holsopple @MollyHolsopple]

Anxiety + hunger = punch to the gut

[Molly Holsopple @MollyHolsopple]

There is no pain a crisp sprite can’t heal

[Molly Holsopple @MollyHolsopple]

If someone says this to me I might fall in love w them

[Molly Holsopple @MollyHolsopple]

Dog:

Me: what u looking at dawg

Dog:

[Molly Holsopple @MollyHolsopple]

What if instead of saying we’re hungry, we said we are food thirsty

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I would totally backpack across the world if it didn’t take 7 different face products to keep my skin somewhat healthy

[Molly Holsopple @MollyHolsopple]

So you’re telling me humans just cAmE uP with the recipe for bread on their own?

[Molly Holsopple @MollyHolsopple]

So tonight I showed mom and dad The Emperor’s New Groove and as soon as it was done I asked dad if he was like it and he said it was stupid. You know, that’s fine and all, but explain to me why he wanted to watch Kronk’s New Groove right after.

[Dr Jess Wade liked it here once @jesswade]

198 year ago Louis Pasteur was born. Pasteur proposed that vaccines could be used to treat all virulent diseases, and developed attenuated vaccines for rabies and anthrax. Today, the European Union launched their mass COVID19 vaccination programme! 🇪🇺💉

[Molly Holsopple @MollyHolsopple]

Hey guys, grandma said I should have a collection to help me buy a new pair of jeans cause mine has rips, please make checks payable to Molly Holsopple or I accept Venmo if that’s easier.

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@madislauter U are the swweeetest